NewStats: 3,265,301 , 8,186,297 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 10:30 AM 76n63

boboLIL:
mk our wish work out oh

Amen o!

Make I go back to. My hood.... Sexuality section... If you r looking for me... Come over there... I go de peep shaa..

A guy just tweeted this -"@4otunba: Corpers on 2month now no federal govt allawee, na from clap dance dei start o.. Federal civil servant beware.".
Make dem no just use allawee play with us o,our set badt gan o,we go hack Asdo rock o

LogoDWhiz:



Yea. It should.

Nah. They don't matter.



But since you've paid, why don't u visit your school and sort tinz out

I was told by jamb officials that I don't need to regularise. They said since my Jamb Reg no is Valid, and that I have been sent a letter of ission through JAMB to my school, there shouldn't be any need for that. Only peeps who doesn't meet the cut off mark are the only ones meant to regularise. How true is that bro? Am so confused and dejected at the moment.., and time is running out.

tosyne2much:
Baba, I no want babes jhor.. Na survey I come here come do


10 Categories Of People You Will Meet In NYSC 2016 Thread

hahahaha

SomebodysMrs:
evening GC.... I just have some questions to ask o
1.why has no one created a thread for Borno PCM?
2.How can i convince my parents to stop crying, that my unauthorized posting to borno doesn't mean i'll be serving or camping there?
3.How certain is it that those deployed to these troubled states would be granted their various states of choice once they apply for redeployment?
finally on a lighter note;
abeg who get chilled kunu and hot iyerioke bread.....cos i need to celebrate my posting fake or real! my big head predicted this nysc people!

Cold kerosene and raw cassava dey

Team Borno... am loving it despite my parent disappointment

boboLIL:
na same prayer naw.. Lol

Dae ur lane jare,no allow God tink say na same prayer we dae pray,me no want Delta fa

eaglevision:


I be gay nw,all these babes no dae shack me@all,are u gay? I like ur lips bro! Bwahahahah

GAY ALERT!!!

tosyne2much:
Baba, I no want babes jhor.. Na survey I come here come do


10 Categories Of People You Will Meet In NYSC 2016 Thread

Lol. i don imagine how that list go be.
the clueless
the gurus
the jobless
the searching searchers etc. shey i dey on the lane?

tosyne2much:
Baba, I no want babes jhor.. Na survey I come here come do


10 Categories Of People You Will Meet In NYSC 2016 Thread

Mention me for that one

boboLIL:
Make I go back to. My hood.... Sexuality section... If you r looking for me... Come over there... I go de peep shaa..

eyan ozila and dem onihaxy

CaptainKool15:
Pls is the link now going through..??

Fake or real, I just want to see mine.

Thanks

CaptainKool baba, no worry u go dey aiite as dose wey dey go Borno don dey aiite

Shammak:
Hn no need submit CV
cc justified10

wood engr kor, wood supplier ni.


abeg, wat of my spinxytinxy? who has seen her around golden city today?
I dey miss dat babe..

katerine7 nko gan?

eaglevision:


Bros sha no tey come,all these undergraduates go finish the dodo ikire ,dem dn dae Ado igbeyin o

Okay na

Lyndalyn55:
Team Borno... am loving it despite my parent disappointment

I like ur spirt jare, we need more peeps like u to end insurgency in the north

Abbeyunique2:
eyan ozila and dem onihaxy

lol, he will return.

Abbeyunique2:

Lol. i don imagine how that list go be.
the clueless
the gurus
the jobless
the searching searchers etc. shey i dey on the lane?

Hahahaha lmao


Baba, u don kuku sabi dem wella... Maa kuku leave you make u drop the thread

[quote author=LogoDWhiz post=42872303]Cc: dapaiks


From my own understanding of things and knowledge of NYSC. It's not that easy to change the postings.


Firstly and majorly. There are several factors in place when posting is happening.

They can't just change a few code. They'll have to do that for everyone.

Secondly, the way it was designed(from my understanding), our input determines it's output. Now that, we've already inputed and I guess the details are in database, will they now start searching for each student and applying the principle.


The beauty of the program is that, as a PCM completes it, it automatically redeploys.
If this application is to be applied to already posted PCMs, they will have to start from the first person that submitted and start the program all over again till it reaches the last. that peeps are still ing. Except they shut down their portal!


Factors that are considered are state of origin with the state of university. Also with the states visited.

And importantly, the states visited.

Then the program will take into fact, the amount of students from a particular school posted to a state, amount of 'a particular course' in a state, amount of 'a particular class of degree' in a particular state and other factors not known to me.

These points above make it hard for NYSC to just decide to tweak it.


There are some programs that once they are built, it'll be hard to tweak, except you want it to being out errors!

pressy, ur write-up is equally well-presented...these are the future engrs of Ds gr8t country...I'm really impressed, this really shows dat we are areal graduates (we did go uni to look uche face)
more contributions...pls

ozila:

lol, he will return.

He wan finish the vaseline 2nite

Abbeyunique2:

I like ur spirt jare, we need more peeps like u to end insurgency in the north

. The beautiful thing about this place is the easy redeployment. So u are entitle to ur point of view...

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha lmao


Baba, u don kuku sabi dem wella... Maa kuku leave you make u drop the thread

no, nah u be the top 10 boss. nobody can do it better than you. finish ur job and make sure u put those humors we know u 4.
#Doffmyhatfortheboss

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

deariee dat one na old case for my church o... because as i dey talk to u so ma CUN dey with ma reverend bible... Na unto spiritual tinzz... D deful is a lier and NYSC is a looser

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

deariee dat one na old case for my church o... because i dey talk to u so ma CUN dey with ma reverend bible... Na unto spiritual tinzz... D deful is a lier and NYSC is a looser

Evening evryone... Pls i can do the reg 2moro? Sum1 told me i can only do it during d week days

Shammak
Cold kerosene and raw cassava dey




chai! you're a wicked somborri o!

Fraiser:
wetin I do agan, shey I no fit award contract give person wey I know say go fit do am well

How u take know say she fit do am well
She sef never talk say she don agree

FASH23:
Evening evryone... Pls i can do the reg 2moro? Sum1 told me i can only do it during d week days

U can do it anytime 24/7.

Kbs468:

Abeg, villageGOAT, please, what informed your decision to name your moniker as such?

Is it because you want to be mentioned as one of the funniest monikers on Nairaland?

Or it's just to catch attention of all?

even if the latter is not the intention, but it has already achieved that already.

Abi na

Abbeyunique2:
eyan ozila and dem onihaxy

you are there

Shammak:


GAY ALERT!!!

Shammak:


GAY ALERT!!!

We know ourselves nw,bro some cool nd loaded guys dn dae ground o,make u no tey b4 u show up,these guys will treat u right mehn