NewStats: 3,264,363 , 8,183,465 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 06:20 PM 494h3d

TreyQ:
Yoruba Drummers

So this is your new bah?

What of the other one you used against me the last time?

You no dey use am again ?

JOKERS everywhere!

IlekeHD:


Ahh okay, well I am not she. The HD stands for whatever you like.

IlekeHD:


Ahha my brother please I'd like for you to speak Ekiti to me whenever you can on this thread.
I'm trying to be as fluent in Ekiti as I am in Yoruba. My grandma sabi complain about losing my Ekiti dialect, even though she can speak central Yoruba herself

Ghost mode hmm. Se Ekiti le wa nisisiyin? Ki le ri si Fayose?

Okun awe mi, se ala ni? kete ule sikan? otijo meedogun sugbon adupe lo'o eledumare ko pa'amo tebi tara d'ojo oni...
Aba ria a gbe a o!
Maybe I'll bring up the ekiti kete thread again if our number swells...
Fayose!
Akoni lo pe yen o,
Oshokomole the first!
Ebora to n je jollof rice!
Am actually not in ekiti but ekiti is in me you know
I follow activities and trend closely...
Fayose is on a league of his own, loved by masses, hated by few elites, he knows and he's presently dealing with them with a carrot/stick approach.
The man is actually trying to match words with action while also running mouth as usual...but we love him!

I'll put up more details about him and his government subsequently...
Okun O!

IlekeHD:


Ahh okay.

Let me guess, WADA is PDP.

Yeah Wada is PDP.

IFELEKE:


Okun awe mi, se ala ni? kete ule sikan? otijo meedogun sugbon adupe lo'o eledumare ko pa'amo tebi tara d'ojo oni...
Aba ria a gbe a o!
Maybe I'll bring up the ekiti kete thread again if our number swells...
Fayose!
Akoni lo pe yen o,
Oshokomole the first!
Ebora to n je jollof rice!
Am actually not in ekiti but ekiti is in me you know
I follow activities and trend closely...
Fayose is on a league of his own, loved by masses, hated by few elites, he knows and he's presently dealing with them with a carrot/stick approach.
The man is actually trying to match words with action while also running mouth as usual...but we love him!

I'll put up more details about him and his government subsequently...
Okun O!

You love him?

LOL My whole family hates him

How is he planning to generate revenue? I mean, what is he actually doing besides parading his toutishness in the market place?

superstar1:


Yeah Wada is PDP.

You mentioned that you're not pro APC and it seems that you're paying close attention to the Kogi circus.

Who do you in this case scenario and why is it important for Audu to beat Wada?

IlekeHD:


You love him?

LOL My whole family hates him

How is he planning to generate revenue? I mean, what is he actually doing besides parading his toutishness in the market place?

Yea, I kinda like him...
You see, no one can successfully rule Ekiti without adding elements of ''toutishness''... we are too stubborn for our own liking
He's actually undertaking some projects now that if completed will boost revenue generation.
He's even remodelling the palace of your Ewi Ado and also constructing an all purpose ultra modern market directly in front of the palace...
Tell your folks to take it easy on him, the man dey try impress.

IFELEKE:


Yea, I kinda like him...
You see, no one can successfully rule Ekiti without adding elements of ''toutishness''... we are too stubborn for our own liking
He's actually undertaking some projects now that if completed will boost revenue generation.
He's even remodelling the palace of your Ewi Ado and also constructing an all purpose ultra modern market directly in front of the palace...
Tell your folks to take it easy on him, the man dey try impress.

@bolded Except for me.

Which projects? Nigba ti e ba raye, e ba mi post won.

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Captain imoleayo works with aero lagos-abuja_sokoto route. She flew us from abuja to lag last month lovely girl can't post pictures.

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IlekeHD:


@bolded Except for me.

Which projects? Nigba ti e ba raye, e ba mi post won.

Iwo ke?
Your numerous e-toasters and fighters will beg to differ on that
But seriously, we can frustrate the life out of our leaders with numerous petitions and petitioning!
It became so pronounced during the days of Adebayo but mellowed down when Fayose came in with his gra-gra politics

Will post more on him and our land as requested.

superstar1:


Sincerely, I care less. That is APC's headache.

Why on earth will the party or even INEC not ask for certificate of sound health from contestants?

2 things...

1. You're welcome..

2.Then there would be no contestant...

99% of senior citizens are walking around with myriads of metabolic syndromes, factor in a carb heavy & no exercise lifestyle , you have a walking time bomb....


That certificate of fitness is discriminatory, death comes in many ways...

IlekeHD:


You mentioned that you're not pro APC and it seems that you're paying close attention to the Kogi circus.

Who do you in this case scenario and why is it important for Audu to beat Wada?

I am not ing any. It is or was an election between the Devil and the deep blue sea.

IFELEKE:

Iwo ke?
Your numerous e-toasters and fighters will beg to differ on that
But seriously, we can frustrate the life out of our leaders with numerous petitions and petitioning!
It became so pronounced during the days of Adebayo but mellowed down when Fayose came in with his gra-gra politics

Will post more on him and our land as requested.

e-Toasters? Don't mind them, dem don give up

Lol I love Ekiti people sha.....can be nice, but temperant when needed. Eyin gan, e sound calm, sugbon mo moh pe ko n se be

Ok I'll be waiting....

modath:



2 things...

1. You're welcome..

2.Then there would be no contestant...

99% of senior citizens are walking around with myriads of metabolic syndromes, factor in a carb heavy & no exercise lifestyle , you have a walking time bomb....


That certificate of fitness is discriminatory, death comes in many ways...

You are absolutely right.

superstar1:


I am not ing any. It is or was an election between the Devil and the deep blue sea.

lmaoooo.

It's funny how we've study the sky/the galaxy, yet we don't know much about the deep blue sea. Something is down there.

modath:



2 things...

1. You're welcome..

2.Then there would be no contestant...

99% of senior citizens are walking around with myriads of metabolic syndromes, factor in a carb heavy & no exercise lifestyle , you have a walking time bomb....


That certificate of fitness is discriminatory, death comes in many ways...

lol tell an elder to go and exercise and he'd tell you that you're disrespectful

Old Nigerian people just.... smh

IlekeHD:


lmaoooo.

It's funny how we've study the sky/the galaxy, yet we don't know much about the deep blue sea. Something is down there.

Things like the Bermuda Triangle, lost city of Atlantis, yemoja and orisirishi omo omis.
Lol.

superstar1:


Things like the Bermuda Triangle, lost city of Atlantis, yemoja and orisirishi omo omis.
Lol.

Yes, those are great speculations that we never study. We've gone to mars, moon etc.

But we don't know what's down there. We can't begin to fathom it.

I'd love to meet an alien/mermaid tho

9jacrip:

I thought about this before I placed my post but I decided to leave it open in order to learn.

I'll read further on your submission.

Once you know that the Oniru is Ijebu, that'll tell you how far the Ijebu coastline extended pre-Nigeria. Even Lekki was given to Portuguese (or was it Dutch? - I need to check my archives for which of the two) traders in the 17th or 18th century or so by the Awujale for trade cos the Ijebus had Epe and Ikorodu.

There's a book on google scholar on it. I can't the name now but I've posted screenshots from the book before during numerous discussions in the culture section back in the day, under my old handle.

IlekeHD:


Yes, those are great speculations that we never study. We've gone to mars, moon etc.

But we don't know what's down there. We can't begin to fathom it.

I'd love to meet an alien/mermaid tho

I hope you won't freeze in your track.

ProfShymex:
Aareonakakanfo

I think we should create a day where Yoruba folks from Kogi and Kwara will take charge of the thread and talk about their respective states and their plights, while we ask them questions. What do you think?

With that, they'll be able to educate those of us who don't know much about them and their states. I'll see if I can find the thread where I saw loads of Yorubas from Kogi repping Yoruba, and copy all the handles - so we can tag them. Then the likes of: mandarin, yemaldo, PrincessJaneDoe, and tevinsolt.

I am actually from Osun state

superstar1:


I hope you won't freeze in your track.

Nah, I read a lot about them and I watch the alien shows They're beautiful creatures I'd love to meet, if they really exist.

I don't understand why everybody's mermaid is beautiful, but the Naija own is ugly and wicked.

tupacshakur:

Shymmex, you sure must have broken a lot of hearts, mehn!

Not that I'm bent on getting a wife on here, you know. I just think the possibility should not be ruled out.

Social gatherings? I don't like parties, you know.

Church? I'm an Atheist.

The scouting continues.

Lool. I'm a good guy - I don't break hearts. I just spread love the Brooklyn way like the Notorious B.I.G. I'm forever cool with all the chics I've ever linked. Shyte, I've got sisters - so I gat treat every chic like my sisters, you get me?

I swear I the flat head chic you picked from here. I was on that thread and it started as a tribal war before the before you started talking about ya qualifications...and that led to famzing. Alie? If it's that one - I was also on the thread clowning them as well, but I was just LOL-ing and we did chat on the thread.

I don't do parties as well. But every summer, I get invites to loads of parties via Uncles, family , friends, acquaintances etc. I just pick the ones I know would be live and where my crew would be present. We never stay in the hall proper - we just go there, get food, give whoever is doing it gifts, and jam outside drinking and having banter. And when the chics come outside or we spot any nice ones - mandem just move to them and do what it do. Trust me, you get nice chics easily at weddings.

IlekeHD:


e-Toasters? Don't mind them, dem don give up

Lol I love Ekiti people sha.....can be nice, but temperant when needed. Eyin gan, e sound calm, sugbon mo moh pe ko n se be

Ok I'll be waiting....

We are calm but with high propensity to explode when provoked or boxed to a corner...
Me? well...

IFELEKE:


We are calm but with high propensity to explode when provoked or boxed to a corner...
Me? well...

Well.....?

Soro, lemme know who I'm dealing with

IlekeHD:


Nah, I read a lot about them and I watch the alien shows They're beautiful creatures I'd love to meet, if they really exist.

I don't understand why everybody's mermaid is beautiful, but the Naija own is ugly and wicked.

If you are very fair in complexion, tall, pretty with long hair, you are an "omo omi" here o.

Your mum will first scream when you bring such home as your fiancee. The next thing you will hear is "ibo lo ti ri omo omi".

Lol.

superstar1:

If you are very fair in complexion, tall, pretty with long hair, you are an "omo omi" here o.

Your mum will first scream when you bring such home as your fiancee. The next thing you will hear is "ibo lo ti ri omo omi".

Lol.

LOL.... good thing I'm none of the above Na wa, Nigerians and mamiwata sha lol.

Well in Nollywood movies, mami waters are usually ugly sha.

I think the plan in Kogi was for Faleke to be the Deputy, since Audu could have only done 1 term,. It would push the stakes of the Okun people higher

But as it stands now I think Faleke should be given the ticket with a 41,000 advantage in a 49,000 votes left. Faleke only needs 5,000 votes from there to win

The strategy they can use is for Faleke to name one of the sons of Audu as the deputy so as to benefit and carry along the Abubakar Audu political machinery of over 25yrs

Or he should name an powerful APC politician from Dekina LGA as his running mate to balance out the effect of Idris Wada

^^^ Makes sense.

Yorubas in Kogi are like the third largest group, it's better to thread carefully. But whichever land is ours, is ours. And we shouldn't hesitate to show our spleen when need be.

If this is Tinubu's plan... then kudos. But I doubt it.

OAUTemitayo please post the link to your blog

Have you started adding stuffs to it?

Shymm3x/forgiveness/interloper a nice youtube page for you guys to track our home grown talents

300 pages gift .I try na

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf40-DtiucBzrkSn7WMYsgw

Shymm3x:


Lool.

The big alhharem is back, yo.

What ethnic group are you claiming this time cos I know you used to be Kanuri, then Fulani, Igbo, Mahin, Ijaw, Urhobo, Egun, and finally Awori.

So are you still Awori, or you're now Calabar?