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Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants (2573981 Views)

calebify1(m): 10:08am On Oct 28, 2015

tens4real:
Yes oo i saw myself in unilorin receivin lectures in SLT hal of a sudden ambali jst walked in n started chasin me wit a heavy cutlass telim to gerarahia...al d to d main gate..hmm i dnt want 2 tink wat am tinkin oo

This is so so funny... African man and dream interpretation...

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haywhy911(m): 10:09am On Oct 28, 2015

itsmero:
Abeg has anyone else been cleared?.... I'm getting scared sef... What if I'm cleared into another dept.. #Godforbid

#Godforbid Think positive!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:10am On Oct 28, 2015

haywhy911:
if only you understand what nemesis means.. Smh

if I don't knw wat it is..I won't use it undecided

haywhy911(m): 10:12am On Oct 28, 2015

MzLarem:
if I don't knw wat it is..I won't use it

lol,there are two meanings. U only know 1. The other meaning is Neymar-Messi-Suarez. NEMESIS. grin

Good morning

greatscholar(m): 10:14am On Oct 28, 2015

tens4real:
Yes oo i saw myself in unilorin receivin lectures in SLT hal of a sudden ambali jst walked in n started chasin me wit a heavy cutlass telim to gerarahia...al d to d main gate..hmm i dnt want 2 tink wat am tinkin oo

lolesticatory lolestic lols.......can't stop. Laughing......bro u are gud @ cracking sum1 rib......what a hillarious dream

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 28, 2015

[quote author=haywhy911 post=39441394]lol,there are two meanings. U only know 1. The other meaning is Neymar-Messi-Suarez. NEMESIS. grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:17am On Oct 28, 2015

Good morning everyone here..

Temmi001 safe journey dear, buy 10,000 naira donkwa for me sha..

Ridwan1821 that is if na me buy the land abi!!?
Lol
once again top of the morning to every homo sapien on this thread.
Lucrownt broda, helloooooooo grin

calebify1(m): 10:18am On Oct 28, 2015

Just come into this thread and you will forget u are awaiting the second list.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:19am On Oct 28, 2015

haywhy911:
lol,there are two meanings. U only know 1. The other meaning is Neymar-Messi-Suarez. NEMESIS. Good morning

Barca FANatic..Good morning. Thanks 4 d jersey tho..used it 4 my whatsapp dp nd pple were asking wen I became a barca fan

GideonG(m): 10:19am On Oct 28, 2015

Iyamar:
Nawao for u guys! Lol

No be our fault, you fine die

Jerryspan(m): 10:19am On Oct 28, 2015

haywhy911:
lol,there are two meanings. U only know 1. The other meaning is Neymar-Messi-Suarez. NEMESIS. Good morning

lolss

Akjwyzepal(m): 10:19am On Oct 28, 2015

MzLarem:
bobo nd caprisonne koor..better stick 2 d Zobo nd kunu dat u knw hw 2 drink

[whispering] chai o ga o. C as u dy spoil parol nd u knw saw iyamar dy around. [talking] u mean doze times we take zobo nw i . I dy try cover up.

SenoritaCristo: 10:21am On Oct 28, 2015

Babsbakr:

I have not ed my documents now it is d citizenship certificate dat is delaying me

: I want to ask if I can a letter of evidence from d local government because d certificate will take at least one week before I can get and d.screening will close on Monday am really worried

PLEASE MA I NEED YOUR REPLY

honestly, I don't know o.
But I sincerely think you should try it, at least it proves u are from dt local government.
Pray, it and wait, if after some days u aren't cleared, then u wait for the original cert.....but I believe u will be cleared.
Cos...1 week is alot of time.

phahydatazeez(f): 10:21am On Oct 28, 2015

newsflash second list,,,,the unilorin batch-B
ission list is finally set to be released dis
week. if u still have not received text message
from UNILORIN, or email from UNILORIN
HELPDESK,, U can call a lecturer in the school to
check ur name for u on the master list. So u can
know ur faith. Incase u dont know any staff...call
Mrs. Ajayi 08064300029. Beg her,, She will check....I don't know how tru this is ooo,saw on BlackBerry CHANNEL

Kaybeeeee(m): 10:21am On Oct 28, 2015

IDGAF:

Bro! Kpako get standards.I just happen 2 be in the kpako standards dat avent gone below d status of using a well b4.

Besides beans is my favrite fud so dat alone disqualifies me from being an aje butter.Lol

Bros u ar funny oo,aje butter eat beans na BT well cooked one,wen u see aje pako beans u will know,it will be watery,maggi go dae one side,oil go dae one side pepper go dae one side,salt go one side
let's just say u ar from an average family(semi-aje butter)

Akjwyzepal(m): 10:21am On Oct 28, 2015

GideonG:

No be our fault, you fine die

lol make she no fine die o. I get investment with her.

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haywhy911(m): 10:22am On Oct 28, 2015

SenoritaCristo,you're living up to ur moniker. Good morning,ma

Akjwyzepal(m): 10:24am On Oct 28, 2015

Mzlarem c wetin ambali don turn my belvine33 into, deriz God o. On behalf of 10million I donate all of u 2 Belvine33. Lol

Iyamar(f): 10:25am On Oct 28, 2015

Akjwyzepal:
lol. If u tie me around ur waist I no go gree comot. I go turn 2 mario. In other words,
1st of all go down low. Osha mo #TEAMBBF

Lol

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haywhy911(m): 10:26am On Oct 28, 2015

MzLarem:
Barca FANatic..Good morning. Thanks 4 d jersey tho..used it 4 my whatsapp dp nd pple were asking wen I became a barca fan

yeah,fanatic is the word.All ma friends are Barca fans too. It's contagious

SenoritaCristo: 10:27am On Oct 28, 2015

dpacificheraclx:
Am I the first person ayyy well
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THANK God I've been cleared... So please go check your clearance status and proceed to next thing ayy.. .. The 2nd batch ission list is gna be out today peeps just keep your fingers crossed

wow! A big congrats to u. Hope u were cleared for ur desired course. Reg is next.

greatscholar(m): 10:28am On Oct 28, 2015

phahydatazeez:
newsflash second list,,,,the unilorin batch-B
ission list is finally set to be released dis
week. if u still have not received text message
from UNILORIN, or email from UNILORIN
HELPDESK,, U can call a lecturer in the school to
check ur name for u on the master list. So u can
know ur faith. Incase u dont know any staff...call
Mrs. Ajayi 08064300029. Beg her,, She will check....I don't know how tru this is ooo,saw on BlackBerry CHANNEL

peeps have tried it numerously.......I learnt they are. Scammers......they will tell u ur name isn't dere.....deposit 10k into her bank acct to change ur course 4 u......immediately she will send u a male bank .......BEWARE OF FRAUDSTER.......scammer. Watch ur back or else u get stabbed

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SenoritaCristo: 10:29am On Oct 28, 2015

haywhy911:
SenoritaCristo,you're living up to ur moniker. Good morning,ma

oww....u need to see me now o. Your comment has made me really happy. Tanx Broda.
Top of the morning to u. Av a blessed day

Akjwyzepal(m): 10:32am On Oct 28, 2015

Iyamar:
Lol

o sha ni shemi lese bayi. Change ur style. Another style. Be like that

GideonG(m): 10:32am On Oct 28, 2015

tens4real:
Yes oo i saw myself in unilorin receivin lectures in SLT hal of a sudden ambali jst walked in n started chasin me wit a heavy cutlass telim to gerarahia...al d to d main gate..hmm i dnt want 2 tink wat am tinkin oo

This gotta be the crayziest joke of the day. Oboi Na d opposite go happen

Akjwyzepal(m): 10:33am On Oct 28, 2015

PDP Papa Deceiving Pikin Party

Yungmilio2(m): 10:35am On Oct 28, 2015

have missed a lot in here
hmmm @ iyamar lipsrsealed