NewStats: 3,261,659 , 8,174,666 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 12:05 AM a2i2s

zicoraads:
As the Ashana de carry my matter for night nko...we decide say dat demon wey de torment her must flee today

Hehehehe she start to dey foam for mouth this morning.... she has said "vomit " like 4 times in the space of 20minutes

Kizmarty:




I don't know why I find this amusing

Kiz lol, no chook mouth oh.
Na me deh fight but fightcatchers don take over since yesterday. So let them groove and enjoy themselves.

standd:
And all these yan yan yan yan yan going on here, who are you guys fighting? Your shadows I guess, cos I only had issues with LarrySun and trashed it out then a few replies to guys who don't have enough common sense to not take sides in a fight they know nothing about.

Are you guys auditioning for a movie cos I don't know why you are all so excited oh..

FightCatchers of NL, una don catch my fight deh vomit.
When you get tired you will all find your way out..Ozurus

standd standd
Oya no vex ehn
Na boredom cause am
And you were on hand to provide the perfect distraction

JeffreyJamez:


Hehehehe she start to dey foam for mouth this morning.... she has said "vomit " like 4 times in the space of 20minutes

The girl is one funny character I tell ya
I think it's all those 'books', they have a funny way of messing with one's head

MizMyColi:
I do not engage in e-brawls and I have never had cause to curse or openly condemn anyone.

The only time I made an exception was in politics and it had to do with someone I liked and enjoyed his company on here, before we fell apart based on my political leanings.
I took full responsibility for my actions and did not apologize to the mods because I felt deeply maligned.


This is not me playing the sanctimonious card on those who feel the best form of catharsis is engaging perceived opponents in verbal duels.


As a matter of personal principle, I ask myself..."after insulting him or her, after the tirades, what next? will it make things better?
So I look for other means to vent....after which I pray.
Then I start asking for strength to truly forgive whoever threw pelts at me.....that's if I feel truly hurt.

This is not to excuse myself as someone who never uses hard words on people....
But I try my best not to.
By the grace of the Almighty, I have been blessed with the gift of words, words come to me naturally.
The choice behoves on me daily, whether I want to Make or Mar with my words.

I was on said thread because of Kbninc.
I followed him there.
KB's my friend off NL, and not just any kind of friend. Lol. So you can imagine how it must have felt just watching her speak to him in the lowest of lows.
Yet, I kept my cool.

Because of my grammar diary, I followed Larrysun so I could monitor his "English" more closely...
That, I am sure is what prompted him to mention me FIRST on the thread.
I replied.
If you know my antecedents, you'd agree I'm very good at throwing shades using sarcasm...I declined, I didn't wanna meddle so I gave a straight reply.

It was even another friend on the thread who brought it to my attention that Standd called me gullible and a person bereft of home-training.

I could have changed it for her at that moment, but I have an absurdly high tolerance limit.

So, I threw shades too....albeit softly.
I even pitied her at some point based on Larry's jabs at her.
You all saw for yourself how she kept convulsing with my sobriquet at the fore of her lips.

Mizmycoli and standd
I never saw this coming .


I've followed the whole action from the other thread down here and I'm yet to solve the puzzle.
Anyways,I just hope this doesn't get behind bars Cus I'm learning new words on here

Between, I doff my hat...you guys are crazy with words

Let the show kwontinu

MoltenMagma:

Before Larry said things to her she said things to him. Guy stop making excuses for bad behaviour. The lady has been cursing everyone up and down with reckless abandon. Even mismycoli who came to laugh her own jeje did not escape it. Is she on her period or something?? I checked what the mismycoli wrote and did not see anything. Even guys that came to comment, she curse them . She jus dey curse up and down like a market woman. Tufiakwa!!

Guy since you love her so much, preach self-control and humilty to her because the Lord resists the proud and raises the humble. I am melancholic, I am snob, I am this I am that. Shey na only you be malcholic for Nairaland? You call someone 'thing' because you you get presidential jet.

I say tufiakwa!!

i wonder why she didn't get a ban for that show of shame.
ishilove is indeed biased.

standd:


Kiz lol, no chook mouth oh.
Na me deh fight but fightcatchers don take over since yesterday. So let them groove and enjoy themselves.

Lol,you know say I be ajeh...I nor get body for wahala,just watching from the stands

finditng:
firsteva baby ...baado...that's a diss.....below the belt mehn....how have you been jwo....I see you all on nairaland these days.... ...by the way...let's ignore the dude @ lyrical eloquence....quite a number of us don't have time for such typo-battles...reasoning and objective transcends such primitive quests....the mind state and intellectual vibrations require no- such vain, pointless and empty display of words to ascertain wit to a large number of online pseudonyms with variant ideologies, views and believe systems... Its simply foolish....let him "reign", in his folly...biko leave am...lol

finditng my guyy you saw the diss shebi? people like you have not claimed to be a lyrical god, then this twaat will not let us hear word. i know u now, i know you capabilities, that why i cant stand it when semi imbecilles like that iddiot makes noise around Nairaland.

I have been fine jor, u just abandoned us these days, busy i suppose.

MizMyColi:
I do not engage in e-brawls and I have never had cause to curse or openly condemn anyone.

The only time I made an exception was in politics and it had to do with someone I liked and enjoyed his company on here, before we fell apart based on my political leanings.
I took full responsibility for my actions and did not apologize to the mods because I felt deeply maligned.


This is not me playing the sanctimonious card on those who feel the best form of catharsis is engaging perceived opponents in verbal duels.


As a matter of personal principle, I ask myself..."after insulting him or her, after the tirades, what next? will it make things better?
So I look for other means to vent....after which I pray.
Then I start asking for strength to truly forgive whoever threw pelts at me.....that's if I feel truly hurt.

This is not to excuse myself as someone who never uses hard words on people....
But I try my best not to.
By the grace of the Almighty, I have been blessed with the gift of words, words come to me naturally.
The choice behoves on me daily, whether I want to Make or Mar with my words.

I was on said thread because of Kbninc.
I followed him there.
KB's my friend off NL, and not just any kind of friend. Lol. So you can imagine how it must have felt just watching her speak to him in the lowest of lows.
Yet, I kept my cool.

Because of my grammar diary, I followed Larrysun so I could monitor his "English" more closely...
That, I am sure is what prompted him to mention me FIRST on the thread.
I replied.
If you know my antecedents, you'd agree I'm very good at throwing shades using sarcasm...I declined, I didn't wanna meddle so I gave a straight reply.

It was even another friend on the thread who brought it to my attention that Standd called me gullible and a person bereft of home-training.

I could have changed it for her at that moment, but I have an absurdly high tolerance limit.

So, I threw shades too....albeit softly.
I even pitied her at some point based on Larry's jabs at her.
You all saw for yourself how she kept convulsing with my sobriquet at the fore of her lips.

Chaii!!!

Nlanders..Una funny die

Kizmarty:


Lol,you know say I be ajeh...I nor get body for wahala,just watching from the stands

Yes do..I don't keep dumb friends. I have very good pals also watching yesterday, insidous and Semitunde and others but they did not jump in the fray to take sides.. so I expect you to just watch and learn..lol

The first e-fight I ever took sides in was btw Idowuogbo and co and I did that cos someone also told Sweetlemon to go commit suicide.
That is always the deal breaker for me cos we do not know the state of mind of the person being so induced, so I can fight to any length to counter that...

These ones taking sides have an axe to grind, thanks to LarrySun they have found their voice.
So let them enjoy.

MizMyColi:


Zic, you and I aware that she was merely peddling lies over issues she isn't informed about.
I wonder how people carry so much bile and venom in them.

I have made impactful friendships here.
I am neither ashamed to it that I have met people on here who have changed the course of my life for good.
For posterity's sake, I think it's in order that they get a public statement from me.


Besides, sometimes, you just feel it's high time you said something, we are dependent and social beings.
We do not exist in a vacuum.
It's only normal as far as interpersonal human relations go.

Good Morning

Sharrap my friend. You are not so much different from standd. Albeit you don't do e-fights.
You are both hypocrites.

zicoraads:

standd standd
Oya no vex ehn
Na boredom cause am
And you were on hand to provide the perfect distraction

Zicoraads the third dumbie I am not vexing, I uunderstand you guys love to catch fun. I am just thankful that you ain't my pal or taking my side cos I have no respect for people who take sides in fights they no know nothing about just to blame one person. It is a very dumb and wicked thing to do.
Thankfully, I do not know Niklausa before yesterday and I have asked him to stop replying you dumb ones.

So, pls enjoy yourselves...

House of Commotion

standd:


Zicoraads the third dumbie I am not vexing, I uunderstand you guys love to catch fun. I am just thankful that you ain't my pal or taking my side cos I have no respect for people who take sides in fights they no know nothing about just to blame one person. It is a very dumb and wicked thing to do.
Thankfully, I do not know Niklausa before yesterday and I have asked him to stop replying you dumb ones.

So, pls enjoy yourselves...

Ishilove:
House of Commotion

See your mouth like house of commotion

If na romance section now. you go don dey dash ban anyhow.. smh

Btw, if I come across a fight where one person throws comments to induce suicide, I won't keep mute at all, I can't help it cos I know how fragile some people can be.

That was one statement LarrySun made that made me throw the first dirt at him.It is not personal, it is just to teach a lesson that you can not joke with stupid things when you also are human and not perfect.

And like I said before, I do not demand an apology or give one. I knew exactly what I was doing which is to reveal to LarrySun that we all have places where we itch.
So next time you fight, fight with sense. I had fun and I do not see myself as angels that don't get dirty once in a while.

Ishilove:
House of Commotion

When I say you are my mentor, you don't believe me. Why biko?
I have watched you battle, Ishilove and you don't suffer fools.
Forget that you have dedicated your life to Jesus oh, na you be my mentor

I also understand that I disapointed you but then, you just have to wait until I re-dedicate my life too.
I owe you and Thronekid an apology but not today...
Maybe later when my coconut head softens a bit.
As for your pal LarrySun, if he repeats this same pattern of fighting near me again, I will still throw dirt at him, I swear.

What's the worst that could happen? Some dumbies jumping around blowing grammar and taking sides...

Ezzzzzz it their fight?

Like seriously?
Do these people really have life outside this forum? Do they really have jobs?
SmD

standd:


When I say you are my mentor, you don't believe me. Why biko?
I have watched you battle, Is.hilove and you don't suffer fools.
Forget that you have dedicated your life to Jesus oh, na you be my mentor

I also understand that I disapointed you but then, you just have to wait until I re-dedicate my life too.
I owe you and Thr.onekid an apology but not today...
Maybe later when my coconut head softens a bit.
As for your pal La.rrySun, if he repeats this same pattern of fighting near me again, I will still throw dirt at him, I swear.

What's the worst that could happen? Some dumbies jumping around blowing grammar and taking sides...

Ezzzzzz it their fight?

Some renewed vigour....

Ahhh, some people hate to learn

*Ah give up*

Hmmm...

Good morning everyone. This is my first ever post here. It was interesting to note the dissing between LarrySun and Standd. It was also striking to see the other different players that came into the fray.

I am not taking sides with anybody, but I feel like this has got to stop. Enough about this and let everyone just move on. Personally, I have had the pleasure cum displeasure of talking to those two people offline (before now) and I understand how these two people are. She doesn't care about you or who you are, then leave her be.

He does not like her, he stated it. Whats all the hullabaloo for? Abeg e don do jare. This is Nairaland. Unless you do not have a life outside here, I do not see why we should keep letting E-matters be an issue.

PS:
I stated my opinion. No body should bother quoting me cos I will not acknowledge your mention, hence defeating the purpose of your quote. Save yourself the stress.

firstEVA:
finditng my guyy you saw the diss shebi? people like you have not claimed to be a lyrical god, then this twaat will not let us hear word. i know u now, i know you capabilities, that why i cant stand it when semi imbecilles like that iddiot makes noise around Nairaland.

I have been fine jor, u just abandoned us these days, busy i suppose.

Yeah...been a bit busy....funny enough...I do come on line when chanced but often times, I have no energy to type jack...the threads can just throw one at awe...so much you wouldn't even know how to respond to a large number of them...so I just breeze through...check a few things and get off.... But I see my firsteva takes the pain to trash some ...lol....I trust you've been fine too dearie..be easy on them o...a.large number of them are timid in real life, thriving on an alter ego nourished on e-platforms; nairaland........don't add to their depression o

It is so obvious that this Standd is sick. I tried to offer her a branch of olive, but being a monkey she is, she grabs at banana.

I managed to ignore her but she still had to ridicule herself. She's got such an alarming reputation at fatuity.

The earlier she seeks the spiritual help the better for her. Funny enough, rather than being angry, I now feel sorry for her. I'm sure many people on Nairaland do, too.

I don fight finish since yesterday oh, even LarrySun don tire...those of you who jumped in the fight to call me names, you guys are really really exclusively dumb, don't you feel the weight of your own dumbness?
Why hide under an e-fight to throw jabs when it is not your fight..
So standd is this, that...have I ever denied being human?

As for my pals watching since yesterday, thanks for being smart and wise, for not defending me. Cos I said some really bad things too..But then, it is a fight and it takes two to tangle..

****
The rest of you can have a field day, but , there is really no cure for stupidity...
As for you, MizMyColi ...the grace sharer of life, when you use big grammar to call names, do you cum
So, in your congested mind, you have written epistles to describe standd...lol.
And when people read your long thesis, they will nod heads and say, truly the angel of light has spoken.
Lol

You know how I see you? I see you on threads with your size 50 fonts and I wonder if you think Nlers can't read that you have to consistently type in large fonts. Well, some of us can see you, and we know that very empty barrels makes a lot of noise. For all the goodness and mushy-mushy things that you claim to be, you are one heck of a vindictive person. Keep hiding behind those fonts, one day you go hammer. Just say 'no be everybody mumu for Nl oh'.
And do you pour spit in the real, just asking. If you care to answer, do so in normal fonts and clear Nigerian English

**

Standd

Phew!

LarrySun:
It is so obvious that this Standd is sick. I tried to offer her a branch of olive, but being a monkey she is, she grabs at banana.

I managed to ignore her but she still had to ridicule herself. She's got such an alarming reputation at fatuity.

The earlier the she seeks the spiritual help the better for her. Funny enough, rather than being angry, I now feel sorry for her. I'm sure many people on Nairaland do, too.

Lol Thanks.
No more fighting ...
Monkey and banana...ahahah
Let's move on.

There's no ridicule anywhere, don't be decieved.

finditng:


Yeah...been a bit busy....funny enough...I do come on line when chanced but often times, I have no energy to type jack...the threads can just throw one at awe...so much you wouldn't even know how to respond to a large number of them...so I just breeze through...check a few things and get off.... But I see my firsteva takes the pain to trash some ...lol....I trust you've been fine too dearie..be easy on them o...a.large number of them are timid in real life, thriving on an alter ego nourished on e-platforms; nairaland........don't add to their depression o

*Parks Keke-na-pep, deflates tires and munches boiled corn and coconut*

This is where the movie at!

LarrySun:
It is so obvious that this Standd is sick. I tried to offer her a branch of olive, but being a monkey she is, she grabs at banana.

I managed to ignore her but she still had to ridicule herself. She's got such an alarming reputation at fatuity.

The earlier the she seeks the spiritual help the better for her. Funny enough, rather than being angry, I now feel sorry for her. I'm sure many people on Nairaland do, too.

Me too

standd:
[s]I don fight finish since yesterday oh, even LarrySun don tire...those of you who jumped in the fight to call me names, you guys are really really exclusively dumb, don't you feel the weight of your own dumbness?
Why hide under an e-fight to throw jabs when it is not your fight..
So standd is this, that...have I ever denied being human?[/s]

Irrelevant!

As for my pals watching since yesterday, thanks for being smart and wise, for not defending me. Cos I said some really bad things too..But then, it is a fight and it takes two to tangle..

****

They are wiser.....#just saying!

The rest of you can have a field day, but , there is really no cure for stupidity...
As for you, MizMyColi ...the grace sharer of life, when you use big grammar to call names, do you cum
So, in your congested mind, you have written epistles to describe standd...lol.
And when people read your long thesis, they will nod heads and say, truly the angel of light has spoken.
Lol

You know how I see you? I see you on threads with your size 50 fonts and I wonder if you think Nlers can't read that you have to consistently type in large fonts. Well, some of us can see you, and we know that very empty barrels makes a lot of noise. For all the goodness and mushy-mushy things that you claim to be, you are one heck of a vindictive person. Keep hiding behind those fonts, one day you go hammer. Just say 'no be everybody mumu for Nl oh'.
And do you pour spit in the real, just asking. If you care to answer, do so in normal fonts and clear Nigerian English

**

Sadly, that is what you know about her.

Until you do, that is your personal opinion!

BTW, you seem to be ignoring me.

WHY Swerry?

standd:


Lol Thanks.
No more fighting ...
Monkey and banana...ahahah
Let's move on.

There's no ridicule anywhere, don't be decieved.

I tried my best to make this work out, God knows I did. I kept my cool, hoping that you would also do the same. I apologised but you threw my apology to the dogs.

I agree that I wasn't in my best self on that thread. It was terrible of me to call you suicidal and I sincerely apologise for that. As a matter of fact, I peaceful co-existence to verbal confrontations. I hope we can coexist peacefully. Thanks.

Sincerely speaking, after all said and done, what I now feel for her is PITY

Obike10:


See your mouth like house of commotion

If na romance section now. you go don dey dash ban anyhow.. smh

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