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kingphilip(m): 3:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
Kingemmy01:


Open her Ghana must come bag, u go see one.
that's a fake one

I'm calling d cops on u nw
kingphilip(m): 3:25pm On Apr 18, 2015
Kingemmy01:


Ewo! E mi Breeze?
breeze ko beans ni
kingphilip(m): 3:29pm On Apr 18, 2015
Kingemmy01:


Loamy one for that matter.
na sandy jor
kingphilip(m): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Wah does dis min?!

That I'm gullible minded?!

Pls explain!!!
na u go answer that one o
Gracyel(f): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2015
Beejayx:
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"
This is totally a beautiful write up. I love it.
sofdoc(m): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2015
Mimiejacobz turn up!
kingphilip(m): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


I tell u say ur IFA fake...u don enter 1 chance!
iffa hear
kingphilip(m): 3:32pm On Apr 18, 2015
Kingemmy01:
Chai! Battery low. Make I go warm up first.
I dey come.

Kingphilip, kindly take care of the house.
I go buy you pokila, n cocoanut biscuit wen coming.
no forget buy bulom bulom o
kingphilip(m): 3:32pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


I no get d farm o...nah lagmostkuit grandpa get d farm...nah she dey bring am come!
ah where she go self
kingphilip(m): 3:33pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Aswear...alhaja should always make sure of that!
person wey de sleep 24/7
kingphilip(m): 3:33pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Wetin b dis nah...u no single n u want make dis babe remain single?!
ha decision deal with it
mimiejacobz(f): 3:34pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:
Mimiejacobz turn up!

Lol,y u catch me lyk tis
kingphilip(m): 3:34pm On Apr 18, 2015
smilingjimmy:


Am here oooo, preparing 4 introduction btw mi nd erisegun. Lolz
u de live with am without introduction

Chai world don spoil o
kingphilip(m): 3:36pm On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
my frnd! Cool down4 Jesus jare* I bin go buy anoda one4 u cos d one wey I wan chop no go reach 2of us*

*hands him his plate filled wit ewa agonyi*oya takecheesy
na the one wey water full inside u go buy for am
kingphilip(m): 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:


No vex
hw was it babe
Beejayx: 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2015
Gracyel:

This is totally a beautiful write up. I love it.
it is dedicated to you and all other. good women in the house
kingphilip(m): 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
keep am till wen chelsea vs Manutd match start*u go juz dey use am sama body as d match dey go*hw u reason am?
Which team u de self
sofdoc(m): 3:39pm On Apr 18, 2015
mimiejacobz:


Lol,y u catch me lyk tis

Wen u sef stand 4 open dey watch us cheesy

Are u a prospective corper?!
mimiejacobz(f): 3:40pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Wen u sef stand 4 open dey watch us cheesy

Are u a prospective corper?!

cheesy,yes
sofdoc(m): 3:41pm On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
ah where she go self

She don go village go c my grandma...told u she z expecting!
Gracyel(f): 3:43pm On Apr 18, 2015
megawax8:
Hope your day is going well?

A little brain exercise if you care:
After exercising my brain for about 8 mins and putting down some things, I finally came to the conclusion that the murderer was the Father!
sofdoc(m): 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
person wey de sleep 24/7

Lolz...leemah4u pls explain ur unusual luv for the mattress!
Gracyel(f): 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2015
Beejayx:

it is dedicated to you and all other. good women in the house
Awwwwwn... Thanks
erisegun: 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
u de live with am without introduction

Chai world don spoil o
*in mama peace's voice*"wetin consign uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
spartoo: 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
#nowplaying

Lil Kesh - Gbese

*dancing shoki with a muscular body*
sofdoc(m): 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
mimiejacobz:


cheesy,yes

Oya let's meet u: Name, sch n course of grad and state u wish to serve.

*nudges her into the middle of the room*
erisegun: 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
na the one wey water full inside u go buy for am
haha! I no wicked lyk dat na* I b my broda's striker nah grin
sofdoc(m): 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
ha decision deal with it

Ehen...sparklered...z it ur decision to remain e single?!
kingphilip(m): 3:49pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


U get sense jawe...*pushes the sleeping king Philip off the couch and creates space for erisegun and limpopo, es bag of arwin to erisegun*
yawns from d floor

How come I'm on d floor sofdoc
kingphilip(m): 3:52pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


All for lagmostkuit...she is my evewitin
shhhhhhhhhh u cheater no lemme expose u o
limpopo: 3:52pm On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
*take am*hands him d bag full of arwin*
tanx
kingphilip(m): 3:53pm On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Lolz...abeg no quote the babe grin
y not

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