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Few days ago, I got numerous mentions from my peeps complaining I barely create threads cos I'm now short of ideas but they are far from it.. Hahaha

Dudes let's get started

It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it
, only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling

Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs

5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not Romantic
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo

Guys feel free to add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/04/few-days-ago-i-got-numerous-mentions.html

Lalasticala! Jesus thank you for giving me this victory....i'v been vying for this position in the past 77yrs but all to no avail....today see me na! #ftc

11. I will be going in one hour time
Guys, that's a sign that u better get busy.
12. Come and show me what your apartment looks like
In this case, she's more interested in your bedroom.
I'm tired n need to rest
Guys, this is usually my favorite green light.
Guys whatever u do, being romantic in words, is almost always d key.....don't be pushy! She'll follow u all d way!

10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

Lol! Permit me to elaborate more on some of your highlighted points. And let me know if I should remove them so I modify.

6 - You're not romantic - that's an indirect challenge for you to prove her wrong. is just the two of you in the closet. If you no smart na for your pocket.

7 - Please lock the door - that's a reminder to let you know she doesn't want any one, be it friends, neighbours or family to interrupt the show when it starts. And it's up to you to kick it off. Here is me and you only, do the needful boyfriend. You be jjc?

8 - She checks her watch regularly - Hey boyfriend I'm not here for tales by moonlight stories or irrelevant gist. What's my business if Buhari wins or Jonathan was defeated. Give me some credit and get this thing started as I have limited time. Stop the gist and let the show begin. No time biko.

10 - They show an absolute zero interest to whatever movie or program that's playing on the TV. Let it be their favourite soap like telemundo etc they won't give a hoot. All what matters at that point is to go down konko below in OBJ's voice.

~ Dressing seductively to his house

~ Saying these words "Let's have sex"

~ Handing him a pack of condoms

Please note that my above points are laced with a bit of sarcasm.
This is because I believe if a girl is already having sex with her boyfriend, she would make it obvious if she wants to have sex with him.

No need for unnecessary drama.....

Hmmm

too many lists

Y are u exposing us ni
Most of them are so true.....Lol

mizkeleke:
Y are u exposing us ni
Most of them are so true.....Lol

esp number nine

some girls can be weird sometime when the urge comes..

Lol!

A girl once told me I was boring. As an undergrad, I really didn't get it. She still open book dey teach me about female anatomy. guy still no take action. Na so the girl just leave me there o!.

She was a medical student by the way.


That was then sha!

Tosin, you na sharp guy too sha...your list dey on point!!!

10. I'll soon be going. or I am going by 7:30pm
meaning: ....

Ma buy land

Reminds me of of those days in school. OP,I must confess u're right.
When u offer food,movies,music,magazines and they refuse all,my brother just do it...
When they form sleeping beauty on ur bed, Hmmmm
When they ask what time do u guys lock this hostel,hmmm
A lot of signs I used to look out for back then.
But now,I got no time.

Lolzzz dhiz tosyne2much of a guy sha


One more thing.... They tell yhu they feeling sleepy and migrate from the chair to bed

vizkiz:
10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i ed her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my tro to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

vizkiz:
10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

Cutehector:
esp number nine

True in some cases

- she flings her legs open while sitting or laying on the bed,, who does that without a motive?

- she starts playing rough with you so that you both can get a little closer

- she calls your attention every time you try not to pay attention n focus on her...

What else, eeerrrmmm

Front Page ooo.

Tosyne2muchh! Superb write up.

Lol @ point 2

Dotwillis1:
Lolzzz dhiz tosyne.2much of a guy sha


One more thing.... They tell yhu they feeling sleepy and migrate from the chair to bed

Hahaha

Baba no mind me oooo

tosyne2much:
[i]

Absolutely right, especially 'hope nothing if I come'

girls are so funny

You guys have listed almost everything and it's true

What about the ones that tell you "I won't stay long o" that is a sign that you have to make a quick move once she shows up.

Or

The one that keeps singing "i'll soon be going o" she keeps telling you she'll soon go for almost two hours. Oga if you no code the gist then Jonathan is your name.

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i ed her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my tro to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

[size=15pt]ROTFL!!! [/size]

Guy you wan kill me with laughter abi?

Even with all this, I no go dey moved
I slow gan

I went to visit a girl one day but her friend was around. This girl gave most of this green lights you highlighted but I was just confused . I wanted to make a move on her when it was obvious but from the body language of her friend,she also wanted the same thing. I've known this girl for more than 6 months but that's the first day I met her friend..Was that a test or what?

whizqueen:
- she flings her legs open while sitting or laying on the bed,, who does that without a motive?

- she starts playing rough with you so that you both can get a little closer

- she calls your attention every time you try not to pay attention n focus on her...

What else, eeerrrmmm

Ehen continue

Brandnew2:
Lol!

A girl once told me I was boring. As an undergrad, I really didn't get it. She still open book dey teach me about female anatomy. guy still no take action. Na so the girl just leave me there o!.

She was a medical student by the way.


That was then sha!

Bro that is what the economists call opportunity cost. These days wey men dey bleep gals when carry bible tie gele cover ear, na him no fit mamah d one wey dey lecture u abt kitten Hian u fuccked up so much o!

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