NewStats: 3,261,881 , 8,175,444 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 09:28 PM 2s4y2w

I think your underwear should be the least of your worries if you're suddenly arrested and thrown into jail

DataDoc:
He's actually saying the truth.

What many of these bankers commit with customers' funds go shock you.

If you've not been affected , just thank God.

They are not many. Only few of them that have access to the database code manipulate pur money. The people you accuse are just mere labourers.
Sometimes, it is the permitted program from their headquarters to exploit us. That's the evil of their top heads. And those ones hardly go to cell

SavageResponse:







The reason why they strip inmates down is to prevent them from committing suicide with their belt or pair of tros

Nope... You can remove the belts and anything that can be used for suicide without debasing them.

So, if the weather is cold or freezing, they should die of cold or pneumonia because you are preventing suicide?!!

See, we know the truth... Let's not pretend.

Have you ever seen them doing such to wealthy and connected people like politicians?!!

sevo:
..UBA nah your mate

All those thieves masquerading as bankers. May God deliver us. @UBA. @Access.

ibechris:
As a Nigerian,u should always wear boxers else u might be arrested and sent to prison when u are accidentally accosted by the Nigerian Police.

Be warned!

What of if you didn't wear a boxer?

Gbadugbakun:
As a teacher I can relate. A parent can use police to carry you for flogging their child.

That's why I'm always on cooperate wears and cooperate boxers. You can find my Pic in my profile and rate the level of my cooperate dressing.

Lagos don use am tire!

olax02:
What of if you didn't wear a boxer?

U are likely to go in wearing draw-down tro because they won't allow u to to put on belt.

lexy2014:


if he is doing his job as he should, why should he go to cell?

In the bank you can end up in jail at slightest mistake. Just trusting your colleague's signature and g without cross checking can be it. The motto is: see your office, see jail.

In the old days na Pants men dey were that time,
They also call it drouse or Dross. so what change?

On my way to the market. Bitter truth

Gbadugbakun:
As a teacher I can relate. A parent can use police to carry you for flogging their child.

That's why I'm always on cooperate wears and cooperate boxers. You can find my Pic in my profile and rate the level of my cooperate dressing.

LMAO! I like your dressing o

I've always had this .mentality. Boxers and singlet is what I spend heavily on, even if I don't have money for new clothes. My friend once asked me if I'm selling boxers when he saw all my boxers

Vision101:

In the bank you can end up in jail at slightest mistake. Just trusting your colleague's signature and g without cross checking can be it. The motto is: see your office, see jail.

As a former banker, I visited EFCC office at Ikoyi many times, from Ibadan, just because I trusted a friend in assisting him to opened an , which was eventually used in committing a fraud. I was nearly handcuffed from office, but for the mercy of God.

That is what the banker was talking about.

He has a point .....at any point they are likely to be arrested for theft and be hauled away to prison

lamalang:
If I no wear boxers how the police go do?

Big question

AerialMapper:
Funny thing is the bankers are never jailed! It is the bank workers who are jailed

A bank worker is not a banker

Who is a banker?

RaySimran:
See This Bankers Funny Advice

Me I get extra for office. Na the person wey we dey eat together, drink together and smoke together, na him move 400 million Naira, that was about 15 years ago without giving me hint. I no wear boxers go work that day, but I get three new ones for my drawer, my enemy for enter cell nakked ni.

EnglandAmaka:
Avoid this type. What if you faint and this is found on your waist

and what is wrong with it

I was so surprised when I realized how less people who work in a bank earn. Imagine a teller in a bulk room earning 110k. Even us wey de work with cooperative earn ×2 of that amount. I advised my guy to just resign and venture into business kawaii. The stress is not commensurable to the pay

RaySimran:
See This Bankers Funny Advice

dequir:


As a former banker, I visited EFCC office at Ikoyi many times, from Ibadan, just because I trusted a friend in assisting him to opened an , which was eventually used in committing a fraud. I was nearly handcuffed from office, but for the mercy of God.

That is what the banker was talking about.

How is it your concern what a customer does with the you opened for him though? Isn't that ridiculous?

Dtruthspeaker:


E be like you no know say na fellow colleague and head office wey dey eat and laugh with you na im fit put some of dem for prison trouble so.

No be lie oo

If yahwah gas wetin concern person with the Kian boxer or even if prik or yansh dey show? Dead body dey cover unclothedness? Na how to escape before e turn to journey of no return. From Panti to Kuje. If I na wear beta pant or better pant na how to commot sharp sharp.

Gbadugbakun:
As a teacher I can relate. A parent can use police to carry you for flogging their child.

That's why I'm always on cooperate wears and cooperate boxers. You can find my Pic in my profile and rate the level of my cooperate dressing.

Na you be that? Just dey play

I hope the Bank officials could reason beyond just the comment.

Vision101:

In the bank you can end up in jail at slightest mistake. Just trusting your colleague's signature and g without cross checking can be it. The motto is: see your office, see jail.

pls read my question again:

if he is doing his job as he should, why should he go to cell?

Clear mind fear no accusations

Even if you wear good boxer, it's the first thing the cell inmates will collect from you, because their own licence don enter am. Especially if na bad cell dem put you.

ibechris:
As a Nigerian,u should always wear boxers else u might be arrested and sent to prison when u are accidentally accosted by the Nigerian Police.

Be warned!

Eeh eh, which Kain country am I from bayi. So, IF I don't live in Nigeria and I don't wear boxers, I MUST buy a pack of boxers if I am visiting Nigeria to avoid being stripped naked by Nigerian police

Shey mi i ti shi ilu ya bayi. Have I not come from a difficult country as we dey see am so

They do, alongside drugs pushers

agulion:
What about skull miners, do they wear boxers?

MaziObinnaokija:
.. FBN u must for every kobo.Every Mondays morning meetings and warning. The kind side 👁BM go take look u if dem customers report u .If u ever work in Bank,ur daily prayer go be DIVINE PROTECTION, MERCY/FAVOUR

I swear. When you close without wahala,Na Thanksgiving go follow on Sunday.

Typing:


Who is a banker?

A banker is not a bank worker. Tony Elumelu is a banker, Jim Ovia is a banker, Godwin Emefiele is a banker, Segun Agbaje is a banker, Herbert Wigwe was a banker...you get the gist

Emeka that stamps transaction slips is a cashier and not a banker. Ngozi that gives you token or issues you a new card is not a banker, Tunde that works in bulk room is a money counter not a banker, Musa at the gate is the security man and not a banker. They are all bank workers