NewStats: 3,263,307 , 8,179,729 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 12:54 PM 1u106y

Samueltemi337:


This your music career you have been talking about for years I never still hear one of your song

You didn't dig enough
You would have found it

Good day sir, I hope you're doing well. I'm an undergraduate student of Computer science and currently working hard to develop my skills in tech (programming/web development.), but I’m facing a challenge. I don’t have a laptop to practice and grow. If there’s any way you could assist me in getting one, I would deeply appreciate your . Even a used laptop or a small contribution would mean a lot.

I'll appreciate you to set up a working space like the attached pics
Thank you for considering it

I'll set up something like this in a low budget way. I'm an aspiring web developer and web3

Laptop
Router
Monitor
Computer
Table
Chair

I'm very certain that in 3 years i can establish 3 persons with 1 million naira each also after I'd have broken the yoke of poverty... We rise by lifting others

PJtech:
I'll set up something like this in a low budget way. I'm an aspiring web developer and web3

Laptop
Router
Monitor
Computer
Table
Chair

I'm very certain that in 3 years i can establish 3 persons with 1 million naira each also after I'd have broken the yoke of poverty... We rise by lifting others

Guy you will give it your girlfriend
Nor dey disguise

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God 🙌.

I owned a small business centre inside a university campus as you can see in the picture attached but I don't have necessary equipment for the smooth running of the business. If I can get 1m will really help me set up a fully functional business centre. I will buy a standard photocopier machine and new colour printer and photo printing machine. Thank you

Rontolo
APOPTOSIS
Edygrin

VillageOracle00:
Just give anyone fish, teach them how to catch, so they can become fishers of themselves

Dey play.

Most Nigerians right now will just ask for the fish

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God 🙌.

I need 1 million naira for for humanitarian purposes. I want to give food and other things to orphans and I will also use the remaining to setup lightening studio for contents that can earn me a living

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God

actually...i will actually use that to renovate my unisex salon business into a good design to attract new customer's and continue earning massive income from it

I need 400k to buy a new gearbox for car...

So help me God.

I need a job

Samueltemi337:



Guy you will give it your girlfriend
Nor dey disguise

Rest IJN

I want to go for ninja training in the mountains so that i can become 9ja's very own batman. 1m will go a long way in achieving this dream thanks. 🥺

25k to buy suit..Saturday is my guy wedding

If I get the 1 million here's what I will do:
Cultivate 1 Hectare of improved maize

Land hire/lease hectare =50,000
Improved maize seed -20kg x 3,100=62,000
Pre-emergence herbicide- 1L =4,500
Post-emergence herbicide- 1L = 6,000
Npk- 3 bags x 45000 = 135,000
Urea- 3 bags x 40000 = 120,000
Labour = 300,000
Total = 677,500

I need it to start a business, these business include point of sales business, and selling of phone accessories....

I need it to start up palm oil business, processing and buying at rural areas and then sell it to urban area

Dekadet:
If I get the 1 million here's what I will do:
Cultivate 1 Hectare of imprived maize

Land hire/lease hectare =50,000
Improved maize seed -20kg x 3,100=62,000
Pre-emergence herbicide- 1L =4,500
Post-emergence herbicide- 1L = 6,000
Npk- 3 bags x 45000 = 135,000
Urea- 3 bags x 40000 = 120,000
Labour = 300,000
Total = 677,500

Fulani herdsmen nko?


I guess u didn't picture that?

Anyone who wants to help me with that should first my post to confirm the authenticity of what I am about to drop.

I already have a shop and where to get goods so all I need is better fund to stock d shop n e sure say after feeding and family bills 5k is set for saving everyday.

Even if it's a loan, I will conveniently pay back within 8 months

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God 🙌.
I need it. I want to upgrade my business.

Igirigimercenar:
. And you APC and tinubu

How can person help you

This is one of the funniest comments I've seen on nairaland.

Unemployment and food insecurity are major challenges facing all regions of Nigeria. According to the National Bureau of Statistics, Nigeria’s unemployment rate reached 33.3% in 2020, with youth unemployment at a particularly high rate of 42.5%. This widespread unemployment exacerbates poverty and leads many individuals to seek unsafe alternatives, such as fraudulent practices and many other criminal activities, the consumption of poultry products preserved with carcinogenic substances and these hazardous imports threaten public health and undermine local food production. Simultaneously, Nigeria struggles with a shortfall in local fish production, leaving the population reliant on costly, often unsafe imported fish.
If get reasonable amount of i seek to address these critical issues by providing comprehensive training in poultry farming, fish farming, and crop cultivation. This will not only empower individuals to create sustainable livelihoods but also improve local food security and safety.
The primary beneficiaries of this initiative will be unemployed youth, local farmers, and communities vulnerable to food insecurity. By equipping participants with the necessary skills and resources to establish their own poultry, fish, and crop farms, we will foster job creation and reduce the dependency on imported food products.
Participants will benefit directly through skill development, access to starter kits such as chicks, fish hatchlings, seeds, and post-training mentorship, enabling them to launch their own agribusinesses. Additionally, communities will see a direct improvement in food safety and a reduction in the health risks associated with consuming smuggled poultry products. Ultimately, this initiative will contribute to economic growth, enhance food security, and help create a more resilient agricultural sector.
My commitment is to reduce unemployment and food insecurity in communities in Abeokuta North Local Government Area and its environs by providing training and resources to individuals in poultry farming, fish farming, and crop cultivation. Through this initiative, we will empower local residents to start their own sustainable agricultural businesses, helping them become self-sufficient and reducing the reliance on unsafe, smuggled food products. We will implement the commitment in two phases: training and establishment. In the first phase, we will offer intensive, hands-on training that covers farm management, best practices, and the safe handling of poultry, fish, and crops. Training will take place over 6-12 months, with expert trainers leading the sessions. Participants will gain practical skills, learn how to avoid contamination, and understand the economic and business aspects of running a farm.
In the second phase, we will provide starter kits such as chicks, fish hatchlings, seeds to each participant to help them establish their own ventures. Additionally, we will offer mentorship and business to ensure they can successfully launch and sustain their farms. Challenges include logistical difficulties in sourcing materials, ensuring long-term access to mentorship, and overcoming potential resistance to new farming techniques. However, by partnering with local experts, agricultural organizations, and government bodies, we aim to address these obstacles.
I will contribute my knowledge of local agriculture and project management, as well as my network of agricultural experts, trainers, and partners who will provide hands-on expertise. We would also secure access to training materials, starter kits, and mentorship resources, including experts from the local farming community and agricultural organizations. Additionally, I will bring experience in coordinating similar initiatives and securing the necessary .

SoftSport:


This is one of the funniest comments I've seen on nairaland.

. Okay BOT

If I see one million naira, I will buy a good recording mixer for my movie shoot

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God 🙌.

I was doing pretty good through digital skill I've learned here on Nairaland. At a time i was making enough money for myself. However things become difficult for me combining school and hustle. It has not been easy journey for me undergoing a five year course with no sponsor but thankfully it's now a different story as a final year student now.
Now i plan to go back to my freelancing at the same time while upgrading my skills set but sadly I have nothing on ground now. No pc, no mic, tablet and keyboard. I'm not asking for complete equipment but at least if i can get a good pc and keyboard with a small inverter, i will be set for life

2 Million for roofing moniepoint 8020879256 I will be surprised if you can do it

OBTOREPA:

I need 1m
Reason is that, since the world is going digital.
I want to buy a good laptop and learn a digital skills like cyber security, Cloud computing or product development and design.
Thanks in anticipation

same here and lot more

Leobankx:
I don't need a million naira, I need someone to teach me how to make a million naira.

Send your number

Oh I just read the post well

Edygrin:
Send your number

OH thanks sir, since it's a sensitive number, can I send it via email?

RealityKings1:

Thanks this is it

Please this isn't my

Leobankx:

OH thanks sir, since it's a sensitive number, can I send it via email?

please send it.

Edygrin:
please send it.

Sir Can I send mine too?

RealityKings1:
Oh I just read the post well

😂