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Dpsychologist: 11:27pm On Apr 10
In the age of instant gratification and sexual freedom, one line cuts through the noise like a blade of truth:

"Better dey use condom make she no go carry belle born for you when you are not even married. If you no buy kiss use , you go end up buying KissKid."

Let that sink in.
Because behind the humour lies a serious truth — many young people today are living with the consequences of temporary pleasure.

The Rise of Casual Intimacy, The Fall of Personal Responsibility

Sex is easy. Cheap even. One look, one smile, one drink, one text, and it’s on.
But here's what most people forget: Sex is not just fun — it’s power. It’s potential. It’s responsibility.

Every time you unzip without protection, you’re playing Russian Roulette with your future:

Unplanned pregnancies.

STDs.

Broken dreams.

Lifelong financial pressure.

Emotional baggage.

Some of us joke about it—“Na just cruise.”
But what happens when the “cruise” leads to a child you’re not ready for, with someone you barely know, under circumstances you never planned?

You don’t just buy “Kiss” (pleasure), now you’re stuck with “KissKid” (a lifelong responsibility).
And in most cases, both lives are affected—the man, the woman, and most tragically, the innocent child.


Sex Without Sense is a Setup

Let’s talk facts:

Over 7 million unplanned pregnancies occur in Nigeria annually.

A majority happen among unmarried youths between 18-30.

Most of them were never ready—financially, emotionally, spiritually.

What does this lead to?

Abandoned children.

Single mothers struggling.

Men ducking responsibilities.

Increased poverty.

Broken homes before they ever formed.


And all this started with just “small enjoyment,” with no plan for the aftermath.


Condoms Are Not Just Rubber, They Are Wisdom

You wouldn’t drive a car without brakes.
You wouldn’t jump out of a plane without a parachute.
So why sleep with someone without protection?

Using a condom isn’t just about avoiding pregnancy — it’s about protecting your goals, your dreams, your health, your peace.
It’s about understanding that you’re not just playing — you’re planting. And every action today has a fruit tomorrow.


“But I Love Her…” or “She Said She’s Safe…”

Love does not erase consequences.
Lust never asks for permission.
And assumptions have ruined more lives than accidents.

Many guys trusted “she said she’s safe.”
Only to hear a few weeks later: “I’m late.”
Then what?

She’s crying.
You’re panicking.
Your plans are on hold.
And boom — adulthood hits you with a slap of reality.


The Real Men Plan Ahead

Real men protect:

Their future.

Their partner.

Their peace of mind.

It’s not “unromantic” to use a condom.
It’s unwise not to.

If you can’t handle the consequence, you shouldn’t engage in the act.
If you’re not ready for a baby, don’t act like a baby-maker.

Final Words: Enjoy With Wisdom or Regret Without Mercy

The next time the heat rises and your hormones scream louder than your logic, this line:

“If you no buy Kiss, you go buy KissKid.”

It’s not a joke.
It’s a warning.
It’s a mirror.
It’s your life.

Enjoy yourself, yes.
But enjoy with sense.
Because one moment of pleasure can cost you a lifetime of pressure.

Let's be guided. Country Hard.

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id4sho(m): 8:51am On Apr 11
Wetin concern erection and consequences tongue

Harder harder no dey fear yama yama diseases

walexbiz:


I promise you, I won't penetrate, I just want to use the tip to rub the place.

It won't pain you, I promise you. cheesy

Even if you want me to marry you, is it tonight that I will bring my people, I promise you next week my people would come and see your people.

Why are you doing like this, you know I love you, I promise I would do anything for you.


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Donchieli: 8:52am On Apr 11
Who go born for me abeg

I don old reach

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smartxyz(m): 8:52am On Apr 11
Mmm

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anonimi: 8:53am On Apr 11
Dpsychologist:
Let's be guided. Country Hard.

Country no hard anymore, especially for those who follow Akpabio's advice.

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Wherever You See Free Food, Eat It - Nigerian Senate President, Senator Akpabio Advises Nigerians


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIdtxSZDQoY

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TUANKU(m): 8:53am On Apr 11
No wear condom...after-all the warrior dies in the battlefield cheesy

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illicit(m): 8:54am On Apr 11
Opueh

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heykims(m): 8:55am On Apr 11
Kiss is a brand of condom for u to know.
Kiss up there isn't a peck, it's protection.

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boxypane: 8:56am On Apr 11
Beautiful write up. All of una wey dey gbensh without protection. No matter how the konji be, dey try use your head.

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TechBaron: 8:58am On Apr 11
Let's be honest with ourselves, there's nothing as sweet like straight sex.

Just penetrate from behind while spooning.. With your hands ravaging her succulent breasts. Oh my God!

The sweet smell of her hair blowing through your nose, while she moans like she's about to metamorphose into snake.

I'd rather abstain, than use a rubber.

Rubber will just kill all the essence of the activity.

The intermission between pre-intimacy and penetration, that is usually created by the need to wear a condom is even enough to set one out of the mood.

Team straight sex!

Please don't follow my advice ooooooo.

Thank you.

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dododawa1: 8:58am On Apr 11
OP


mouth dey sweet because Nigeria has not happen to him.

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canalily(m): 8:58am On Apr 11
HIV drug now is 250k for one dose....kisskid is cheap to compare!!!!

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ArcToyin(m): 8:58am On Apr 11
Shun premarital sex. God detest fornication and adultery.

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lomaxx: 8:58am On Apr 11
Is there a reason western women don't have this problem?

Seems to profoundly be a problem of the black race

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boxypane: 8:59am On Apr 11
TUANKU:
No wear condom...after-all the warrior dies in the battlefield cheesy
Until you cum, come see Tinubu picture...

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Dotherightthing: 9:00am On Apr 11
Let's all be good christians cool

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Yungmil: 9:00am On Apr 11
Working for kiss?




What if good cycle

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Guyman02: 9:00am On Apr 11
When a girl says "don't worry I am in my safe period" please never fall for it, stop whatever you are doing with her and see her as setting a trap for you.

Having unplanned baby is not easy even for married couples and Abortion is dangerous and fills you with guilt.

youngestgrad:
You should be more concerned about STDs than getting a girl pregnant in 2025. The average Nigerian single lady on the streets won't get pregnant except she wants to!!
Some are out to trap you with pregnancy, they will then present themselves to your parents and if your family is a responsible one they will not allow you to abandon your responsibility to her which could disrupt your life trajectory

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youngestgrad(m): 9:01am On Apr 11
You should be more concerned about STDs than getting a girl pregnant in 2025. The average Nigerian single lady on the streets won't get pregnant except she wants to!!

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Kobicove(m): 9:01am On Apr 11
Getting intimate with a lady is now an expensive venture grin

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Sonofgod1990(m): 9:01am On Apr 11
I no like condom abegi. Op get out

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Racoon(m): 9:02am On Apr 11
cheesy Konji has consequences. Be self moderate in your wild escapades.

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erniok(m): 9:02am On Apr 11
Dpsychologist:
In the age of instant gratification and sexual freedom, one line cuts through the noise like a blade of truth:

"Better dey use condom make she no go carry belle born for you when you are not even married. If you no buy kiss use , you go end up buying KissKid."

Let that sink in.
Because behind the humour lies a serious truth — many young people today are living with the consequences of temporary pleasure.

The Rise of Casual Intimacy, The Fall of Personal Responsibility

Sex is easy. Cheap even. One look, one smile, one drink, one text, and it’s on.
But here's what most people forget: Sex is not just fun — it’s power. It’s potential. It’s responsibility.

Every time you unzip without protection, you’re playing Russian Roulette with your future:

Unplanned pregnancies.

STDs.

Broken dreams.

Lifelong financial pressure.

Emotional baggage.

Some of us joke about it—“Na just cruise.”
But what happens when the “cruise” leads to a child you’re not ready for, with someone you barely know, under circumstances you never planned?

You don’t just buy “Kiss” (pleasure), now you’re stuck with “KissKid” (a lifelong responsibility).
And in most cases, both lives are affected—the man, the woman, and most tragically, the innocent child.


Sex Without Sense is a Setup

Let’s talk facts:

Over 7 million unplanned pregnancies occur in Nigeria annually.

A majority happen among unmarried youths between 18-30.

Most of them were never ready—financially, emotionally, spiritually.

What does this lead to?

Abandoned children.

Single mothers struggling.

Men ducking responsibilities.

Increased poverty.

Broken homes before they ever formed.


And all this started with just “small enjoyment,” with no plan for the aftermath.


Condoms Are Not Just Rubber, They Are Wisdom

You wouldn’t drive a car without brakes.
You wouldn’t jump out of a plane without a parachute.
So why sleep with someone without protection?

Using a condom isn’t just about avoiding pregnancy — it’s about protecting your goals, your dreams, your health, your peace.
It’s about understanding that you’re not just playing — you’re planting. And every action today has a fruit tomorrow.


“But I Love Her…” or “She Said She’s Safe…”

Love does not erase consequences.
Lust never asks for permission.
And assumptions have ruined more lives than accidents.

Many guys trusted “she said she’s safe.”
Only to hear a few weeks later: “I’m late.”
Then what?

She’s crying.
You’re panicking.
Your plans are on hold.
And boom — adulthood hits you with a slap of reality.


The Real Men Plan Ahead

Real men protect:

Their future.

Their partner.

Their peace of mind.

It’s not “unromantic” to use a condom.
It’s unwise not to.

If you can’t handle the consequence, you shouldn’t engage in the act.
If you’re not ready for a baby, don’t act like a baby-maker.

Final Words: Enjoy With Wisdom or Regret Without Mercy

The next time the heat rises and your hormones scream louder than your logic, this line:

“If you no buy Kiss, you go buy KissKid.”

It’s not a joke.
It’s a warning.
It’s a mirror.
It’s your life.

Enjoy yourself, yes.
But enjoy with sense.
Because one moment of pleasure can cost you a lifetime of pressure.

Let's be guided. Country Hard.
Your link to the bolded stats abeg.
Shedrack777: 9:05am On Apr 11
Better abstain.

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VaginaAcademic: 9:06am On Apr 11
Kiss kid is good what about kiss AIDS no more free HIV drugs from USA

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OboOlora(f): 9:06am On Apr 11
Even Adam that had just one woman with him couldn't resist but knack, you now want Nigerian boiz that are jobless, have high testosterone level (cos of tramadol, jedi and other poison they ingest) coupled with the ladies that use seggz as trade by barter to abstain, u r a joker.

PHUCK away jare my people, at least your Olori Ebi the President sef nor kuku know the number of his children lol

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dynicks(m): 9:07am On Apr 11
If certain section of this country had utilised this advice even after a certain section strongly kicked against it based on experience and instinct know how, we wouldn't have had it this bad in governance for more than 8 years now ....
Flexben(m): 9:08am On Apr 11
My Brother at the End of the Day ............ SOMETHING MUST KILL A MAN


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Vixenn(f): 9:08am On Apr 11
Donchieli:
Who go born for me abeg

I don old reach





You suppose add your genotype, picture, and what you do for a living.

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GRAMMARJAMES(m): 9:08am On Apr 11
watin do POSTINOR 2
ARISHEM: 9:08am On Apr 11
If you engage in premarital sex it is not good for you to give a condition why singles should engage in it. And it is also hypocritical if you say people should not engage in it when you also do.

The crave for raw adventure of a lifetime has brought about many baby daddies and baby mummies.
Baby daddy say he quickly withdraw when he realize was about to offload even though he was comfortably trapped inside her gyrating punny. And will later claim he cannot be held responsible. Yet he forget that one drop can make a mighty ocean.

And those that withdrew must have done so just a lil bit too late after one unretrieved cum shot have escaped several miles far inside her.

Overall I realize that in religious centers baby daddies, baby mummies are given more recognition and dignity than singles
Fivekay(m): 9:09am On Apr 11
Give me this kind business make I someday abeg grin grin grin

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