NewStats: 3,263,676 , 8,180,996 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 09:19 AM 471z4o

Wish there were vessels, what will happen?

jaephoenix:

You couldnt have died from that wound. There's no major vessels in the location around that scar. Grow some sense

jaephoenix:

When I keep on saying christians or generally theists are mostly retards, people say I'm hating.
You have a skin wound that usually take days to heal, and that happened , and now you attribute it to a god? You had a possible vasovagal attack which usually responds to external stimuli(the shout), and you have dragged your god into it? She could have shouted "Jesus is a cock sucker" and you'd have snapped out of it. Its not a possible hemorrhagic shock cos you would have collapsed
Why can't I see a smart christard?

You are the biggest fool on earth. Your man made wokeness won't save you bastard entity when death come knock you out of your stúpidity for calling Christians retárds.

All you stupid fools who mock God will die mysteriously one by one. And you will tell the story of your foolishness in the grave. Stupíd toothless maggot.

DropsMic:



Lol. I have since accepted that our people are mentally inferior.

… and there is nothing we can do about it.
Anyway pastor must wack

In the UK she would have been sacked

Nnamdipapa:


We are not doing anything to improve our situations like the rest of world instead, we are using religion to console ourselves like drug addicts

That's why they call it the opium of the masses

victorVIC1:
@ OP, thank God for you. There's no point going back and forth with those who doubt the authenticity of your testimony.

In the last one year I have had major experiences that reinforce the doings of God. I don't even talk about them cos I'm in an environment where people hardly give credence to God but deep within my heart, I acknowledge and appreciate his doings. That is all that matters

What major experience

jaephoenix:

Any evidence of this spirits?

Shut up idiot. Stop jumping from one to the other. You can't win the battle you are embarking in.

You will die mysteriously bet me.

huptin:
Many people have been saved from serious problems especially in Nigeria by the blood of Jesus. But some of them will still be denying it, trying to form woke

Do you know that most fatal accidents happen with the dead folks shouting 'Blood of Jesus'…

adeoyekay:
An Atheist spotted

So what?

Mcslize:
Kobojunkie A.K.A Judas1X won't like this testimony trust me. The shémale is an athiest who parades him-her self as a male and female on Nairaland jumping from one to the other to talk down on God's majestic wonders and name and insulting people about.

I told the idiót that no one mocks God and stays alive for long. The shémale must die mysteriously. Till now the idiót is still doubting me.

All atheists must testify to the majestic wonders of the Almighty creator.

If they don't experience something terrible, they won't believe there is someone up there.

Shame on you Kobojunkie A.K.A Judas1X for choosing to be a useless athiest.

Did you skip your meds?

jaephoenix:

Do you know that most fatal accidents happen with the dead folks shouting 'Blood of Jesus'…

And that's the more reason you will die by accident. As far as you walk on the ground, accident shall be your portion. Stupid fool.

jaephoenix:

That's why they call it the opium of the masses

Opium is even better as you get a real high but religion, only the leaders and founders have any form of benefit.

GistMedia0:
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY PERSONAL TESTIMONY. I AM NOT TRYING TO PERSUADE OR COERCE ANYONE INTO ANY RELIGIOUS BELIEF.

A few years ago, after completing my compulsory six-month Industrial Training (IT) and waiting for my final year session to begin, I was working on a practical project for my IT defense, which was to be presented soon.

While using a very sharp knife to cut some materials, it slipped from my hand and landed right between my left thumb and index finger. The cut was so deep that I could literally see my bone. Blood gushed out like a fountain, soaking my room in minutes.

Sensing the danger, I quickly poured hydrogen peroxide on the wound, hoping to stop the bleeding, but it didn’t work. The cut was too deep and wide, and I couldn’t even bear to look at it twice. In a panic, I tore a piece of fabric, wrapped it around my hand, and rushed to a nearby drugstore owned by a nurse.

As soon as she saw the depth of my wound, she gasped and asked what had happened. I just told her to proceed with the treatment, assuring her I’d explain later. She cleaned and dressed the wound with some liquid medication, and almost instantly, the bleeding stopped.

When she asked if I wanted stitches, I refused out of fear, insisting the wound would heal on its own.


THE UNEXPECTED TURN

After the final dressing and bandaging of the wound, I felt relieved as the nurse explained my treatment routine and the medications I needed to take. But suddenly, everything went blank.

I felt empty, as if my soul was leaving my body. It was a painful, forceful separation, and I was utterly helpless. My body felt dry, drained of life. In those few moments, I experienced something beyond comprehension—I felt as though I was traveling between the past and future, reliving memories in flashes. My soul was crying, and my biggest thought was how my mother would react upon hearing that her son had died in school.

It all happened so quickly. Just as I was about to collapse completely, I heard a loud cry: "THE BLOOD OF JESUS! OH, THE BLOOD OF JESUS!"

Over and over, the nurse repeated these words. In that instant, my soul awakened, and an unexplainable surge of energy rushed through my body.

Apparently, while I was slipping away, the nurse noticed my eyes rolling back and turning white. Realizing I was losing consciousness, she immediately began pleading the blood of Jesus over me. That was how I came back to life!


A MIRACULOUS HEALING

As if that wasn’t enough, another miracle followed—the deep wound that should have taken weeks to heal started clo within days. Even the nurse was astonished! She attributed it to me having good skin, but deep down, I knew it was God at work.

Despite my injury, I completed my project successfully and defended it excellently. Today, I have long graduated, healthy and strong, to the glory of God.

let the doubters doubt, we know whom we have believed. Our faith is unshakable in this perilous times. I know of a practising doctor who was healed when he had a terminal disease and all the health professional could tell the mother was to pray to Jesus because the situation is beyond medicine. The child turned medical doctor now got healed with a glaring scar in his skull today. Jesus Christ is Lord forever and ever!!


Cc. Seriouslysense
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jaephoenix:

Do you know that most fatal accidents happen with the dead folks shouting 'Blood of Jesus'…

And that's the more reason you will die by accident. As far as you walk on the ground, accident shall be your portion. Stupíd fool.

...They triumphed over him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony. [Rev 12:11]

Hallelujah ! The blood of Jesus is still available to save anyone from that state of despair or obscurity. Seek and you shall find.

jaephoenix:

Did you skip your meds?

Fool don't mock the name of God. Do you know how brainless you look when you doubt the things of God?

Woes be unto you and may you die mysteriously. May your family cry over you for mocking God.

victorVIC1:
@ OP, thank God for you. There's no point going back and forth with those who doubt the authenticity of your testimony.

In the last one year I have had major experiences that reinforce the doings of God. I don't even talk about them cos I'm in an environment where people hardly give credence to God but deep within my heart, I acknowledge and appreciate his doings. That is all that matters

U wouldn't talk about ur experiences cos u know they are Wack Christian sensationalism
And on a forum like dis, many people are ready to quickly expose u and ur fake jesus

GistMedia0:


I don’t know how it happened, bro! That was my experience as I narrated it… I knew I had lost a lot of blood, which could have required a blood transfusion. I kid you not—I was dying for real. My vision went blank, my body felt empty and dry… The only thing that revived me was her voice crying,"The blood of Jesus!" on my behalf.

Everything happened so quickly. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life because it affected my body, soul, and spirit. You see, death—the separation of the soul from the body?—is incredibly painful, no matter how it comes. That was the day I truly understood that life is nothing.

It’s when someone is about to die that they suddenly understand almost everything at once. Our physical body is so limited. You won’t believe it, but since that incident, I have never taken any blood transfusion. It’s hard to explain.

Yea the spirit world understand things very fast, stuff dating back to a thousand years. You see someone and you immediately know what's going on with them.

There is power in the blood of Jesus. people would mock but those who have tasted of its wonders will agree.

erad:
Smh...

If she was screaming your name, the same exact thing would have happened. It wasn't the name she was calling that brought you back, it was the noise in itself that awakened you from your slumber.

It's best to understand things before giving superstitious explanation to everything.

dumb reasoning. See that guy lost a whole lot of blood and heaven gave him blood miraculously.

jaephoenix:

Did you skip your meds?

Your man made foólishness can't match the things of the creator.

Who gives you the air you breath? Who created you? And what make you think an empty entity like you who has no single power of his own can come out and mock God?

What gives you the audacity to do that if you ain't begging for your death already?

Unless you repent, you will die mysteriously bet me. All of you that love talking down on God will die one after the other and you will be burried like a criminal.

We overcome the devil by the blood of Jesus Christ.

Utter and complete BS

Glory to God

GistMedia0:
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY PERSONAL TESTIMONY. I AM NOT TRYING TO PERSUADE OR COERCE ANYONE INTO ANY RELIGIOUS BELIEF.

A few years ago, after completing my compulsory six-month Industrial Training (IT) and waiting for my final year session to begin, I was working on a practical project for my IT defense, which was to be presented soon.

While using a very sharp knife to cut some materials, it slipped from my hand and landed right between my left thumb and index finger. The cut was so deep that I could literally see my bone. Blood gushed out like a fountain, soaking my room in minutes.

Sensing the danger, I quickly poured hydrogen peroxide on the wound, hoping to stop the bleeding, but it didn’t work. The cut was too deep and wide, and I couldn’t even bear to look at it twice. In a panic, I tore a piece of fabric, wrapped it around my hand, and rushed to a nearby drugstore owned by a nurse.

As soon as she saw the depth of my wound, she gasped and asked what had happened. I just told her to proceed with the treatment, assuring her I’d explain later. She cleaned and dressed the wound with some liquid medication, and almost instantly, the bleeding stopped.

When she asked if I wanted stitches, I refused out of fear, insisting the wound would heal on its own.


THE UNEXPECTED TURN

After the final dressing and bandaging of the wound, I felt relieved as the nurse explained my treatment routine and the medications I needed to take. But suddenly, everything went blank.

I felt empty, as if my soul was leaving my body. It was a painful, forceful separation, and I was utterly helpless. My body felt dry, drained of life. In those few moments, I experienced something beyond comprehension—I felt as though I was traveling between the past and future, reliving memories in flashes. My soul was crying, and my biggest thought was how my mother would react upon hearing that her son had died in school.

It all happened so quickly. Just as I was about to collapse completely, I heard a loud cry: "THE BLOOD OF JESUS! OH, THE BLOOD OF JESUS!"

Over and over, the nurse repeated these words. In that instant, my soul awakened, and an unexplainable surge of energy rushed through my body.

Apparently, while I was slipping away, the nurse noticed my eyes rolling back and turning white. Realizing I was losing consciousness, she immediately began pleading the blood of Jesus over me. That was how I came back to life!


A MIRACULOUS HEALING

As if that wasn’t enough, another miracle followed—the deep wound that should have taken weeks to heal started clo within days. Even the nurse was astonished! She attributed it to me having good skin, but deep down, I knew it was God at work.

Despite my injury, I completed my project successfully and defended it excellently. Today, I have long graduated, healthy and strong, to the glory of God.

EmperorCaesar:
These things are hard to believe without video evidences

If something paranormal is happening right now in your presence, how would you capture it on video to prove it is true?

jaephoenix:

So what?

You can't use your man made foólishness to explain the things of God. So, burry yourself in shame and repent or else, you will die mysteriously and you will be burríed like a uséless criminal. It's just a matter of time.

Only a stupid fool says there is no God. If you don't repent just know that you will die by accident or mysteriously. You can't mock God and stay alive for long. If truly it's God that created you and you are mocking him, may the land you walk on swallow you, unless you repent.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

GistMedia0:


If it was my name she screamed, I would never have survived it, sir. My sins were too many... I pray you never experience it.

Lol. I have used my own name to achieve much more than this.

lendahand:
dumb reasoning. See that guy lost a whole lot of blood and heaven gave him blood miraculously.

This sounds more stupid than what the op stated.

Mcslize:
Woes be unto you if you talk down on God's name and doubt his wonders. You will die mysteriously just for God to prove himself to you the doubter.

Maybe when you get to your grave, you can tell the story of your foolishness.

This one you're crying allover the post I hope you're good.

geoworldedu:
Lol. I have used my own name to achieve much more than this.

He who deels it, knows it better. You were not there and you dont know her body. Enough of this unnecessary stress

Kobojunkie:
But she was screaming in the room while you were going in and out of consciousness, yes or no? You cut your hand and somehow believe the blood you lost from that was enough to cause you to lose your life?

The dumbest thing I have ever heard