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If Bread Is Expensive, Try Pap; Stop Complaining - Reno Omokri Warns Nigerians (25183 Views)

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Heavens1stson: 10:17am On Jan 11
If airfare is too pricey, go by train.
If petrol is no longer affordable, convert to CNG.
If you can't afford Coke at ₦500, drink water.
If French champagne is too costly, try zobo.
If pepper is scarce, plant it in your backyard.
If bread is overpriced, consider pap, ogi, akamu.
If DSTV is out of reach, reach for a book instead.
If restaurants increase prices, cook at home.
If your power bill is high, reduce your usage.
If data is expensive, use free mode more often.

As a people, we must learn to cut our coats according to our cloths, not our size. Economic challenges are a worldwide phenomenon. There is a hunger crisis in Britain, a homeless crisis in Canada, and a healthcare conundrum in the United States. It is not just Nigeria. Our situation in Nigeria is compounded by the loans Buhari took, which mortgaged our future oil sales. And since we in Nigeria cannot adjust economic realities to suit ourselves, we must adapt ourselves to suit economic conditions. We cannot keep borrowing to sustain fuel subsidy and defend the Naira.

Wishing you and your families a most prosperous New Year.

#TableShaker


https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1877819879304077612?t=WbV0jNHsotKFoi4JmBbZ8Q&s=19

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MadamVanessa(f): 10:17am On Jan 11
shocked


I haven't seen a fóolish human being in my entire existence like Ronu mockery. His own defend of Tinubu government makes him to look more fóolish and desperate everyday. To be honest, I don't think Ronu mockery is mentally sound. If you watch any of his video and look at how he speaks, you'll know that something is definitely wrong with his brain.

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kettykin: 10:19am On Jan 11
Reno is a typical case of a mediocre thinker armed with a social media , incapable of original thought or innovation.

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isin0(f): 10:25am On Jan 11
How ridiculous.

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Urheaster(m): 10:34am On Jan 11
tongue

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MasterJayJay: 10:37am On Jan 11
Reno Omonkey: If cooking gas is expensive, use firewood.

The foolish fugitive will be talking about CNG as alternative to petrol. How many CNG refill stations are in Nigeria?

Which train is he talking about? How many routes have rail network?

Bakers are complaining of high cost of flour. The idiot should provide an alternative to flour.

Poultry farmers are complaining of high cost of feed, I guess the alternative should be sand?


Cement price is high, what's alternative to cement?

F000l stop!

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CodeTemplarr: 10:44am On Jan 11
Tableshaker with dead conscience.

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kettykin: 10:46am On Jan 11
His argument for increased internet data rates would likely be to suggest people watch TV or listen to the radio instead—a staggeringly regressive mindset that just underscores how unimaginatively shallow and empty Reno can sink.

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ogolemati: 10:50am On Jan 11
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you can't APC and tell me your reasoning is still in order.just look at how this old man is even mocking his fellow agberos.incase transport is high trek from oshodi to mile 2

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Racoon(m): 10:53am On Jan 11
shocked Does this Reno Omokri ever thinks how posterity or nature will deal with him for insulting the sensibility of citizens suffering the unimaginable ills of a wicked government?

Integrity deficient and morally loose fellas asslicking because of political survival. Idiot who has now gotten to himself shit for a brain. What a terrible country!

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Racoon(m): 10:59am On Jan 11
kettykin:
.....A staggeringly regressive mindset that just underscores how unimaginatively shallow and empty Reno can sink.

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Bobloco: 11:02am On Jan 11
Oh! This is what we Nigerians have now been reduced to.

It shall never be well with those who worked for, ed, encouraged and inflicted this calamitous T-Pain regime on Nigerians.

Infact, It's already not well with them.

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kettykin: 11:05am On Jan 11
[quote author=Racoon post=133672319][/quote]

I genuinely pray for Reno Omokiri and hope he someday stumbles upon wisdom because we all make mistakessome times in this journey of life.. With a better mindset, Reno could have carved out a respectable political career for himself—perhaps as a local government chairman, a commissioner, or even a more prominent figure in his state. But instead, he embraced a path defined by perfidy, mediocrity, shameless greed, and unbridled ignorance. He squandered his potential, trading statesmanship for attention-seeking antics. A single call from Atiku or Peter Obi or Ifeanyi Okowa in 2019 could have elevated him, but alas, he chose the shallow road of self-inflicted irrelevance.

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kettykin: 11:06am On Jan 11
Even Esau, who sold his birthright, did not stoop this low. Reno Omokiririri didn’t just sell away his birthright—he squandered the goodwill his children, born and unborn would have enjoyed. Generations from now may still curse his name for the shortsighted betrayal that he exhibited. He thought himself an Ahithophel, a cunning schemer, a reputable tableshaker , but instead ended up the ultimate Judas—against himself.

The world should dedicate a "Reno Omokiririri Day" to serve as a global warning: this is what happens when a mind, poisoned by foolishness, single-handedly destroys its own legacy.

A monument to idiocy, a lesson in how to implode a lifetime of opportunities.


Imagine what a single sms ,email , WhatsApp message or even a phone call from Ifeanyi Okowa would have done for Reno then before spirit of Judas took over.

I have been thinking about Reno for a lone time . I realized that the ministers we have today ,Governors and deputy governors did not have 1% of the leverage Reno had 15 years ago. But all that has been exchanged for a second of Twitter glory.

Please find time and say a word of prayer for Reno. He was a good man in the past.
May God help Reno omokiririri.

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Ojuntana: 11:13am On Jan 11
Only God knows the kind of new year alert this dude received from the powers that be that made him rave like a lunatic like this
I thought he said he's ing Tinubu because of Obidients
Now he has gone from table shaker to rabble ro

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greatiyk4u(m): 11:14am On Jan 11
It shall be well with us in Nigeria one day


This is simply the plans and wishes of APC for Nigeria and Nigerians.


The table shaker should try and shake his head one day to see if it can be reformatted

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Usmanovic95(m): 11:22am On Jan 11
The cost of the alternatives he listed are even at parity with the main choice . The cost of conversion of vehicle to CNG is not cheap, The cost of a quality zobo is almost the same price as a bottle of coke unless you want to drink a rubbish that taste like zobo.Reno is totally detached from actual realities in nigeria at the moment. He needs to come and live with us here and stop all these lame assertions when he doesnt even live here to know current reality.

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magoo10(m): 11:46am On Jan 11
When the spirit of APC takes over you your brain will stop functioning.
Just take a look at the people ing the government their brain no normal at all.

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LivingSage: 11:48am On Jan 11
I'm still waiting
MadamVanessa:
shocked
I haven't seen a fóolish human being in my entire existence like Ronu mockery. His own defend of Tinubu government makes him to look more fóolish and desperate everyday. To be honest, I don't think Ronu mockery is mentally sound. If you watch any of his video and look at how he speaks, you'll know that something is definitely wrong with his brain.
Solsix(m): 11:49am On Jan 11
Reno don't understand the pain of not been able to afford what you used to afford before.

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Ezedgreat: 12:21pm On Jan 11
Reno stop making noise all over the place even we that have converted to cng despite paying huge for the conversation couldn't see where to refill at Enugu or Anambra and u are here yarning rubbish

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lesbiconverter: 1:27pm On Jan 11
He's really desperate for attention grin

Hope he's ready to bear curses

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Finiki3: 1:28pm On Jan 11
Kai Reno
DrDoc: 1:28pm On Jan 11
Mouth. Easier said than done

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Bobotic(m): 1:28pm On Jan 11
Wetin this man dey smoke sef?

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AdolfHitlerxXx: 1:28pm On Jan 11
grin

From 2015 - 2023.... Obidients azzlick3d Reno and made him infamous Tableshaker.

Why are they angry now because he's anti Ip0B?

Why can't they ignore him like Buhari and Tinubu did for almost a decade?

Watch their comments of anguish and tears cheesy

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Edoreborn: 1:28pm On Jan 11
Bastard

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Artscollection: 1:28pm On Jan 11
Zombie, the family will be so embarrassed by this idiot infact his entire village.

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omooba969(m): 1:29pm On Jan 11
Lol cheesy, Reno is right 👍 grin

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Skillsnigeria: 1:29pm On Jan 11
Hmmm
brain54(m): 1:29pm On Jan 11
We can manage our hunger... shocked

This one touch my kidney.

Reno why? You beat pickin come say make he no cry.


What a bla bla bu!

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