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timbros(m): 6:27am On Apr 09, 2024
Vischy:


Defense made the difference,timbros wins again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

But then this is agendaland ,so nobody is a winner.

Both attack and defense are shit.

End of thread ......................

grin grin grin
timbros(m): 6:36am On Apr 09, 2024
When you consistently blame your attackers for not scoring the third goal that deny them the win, my brother, there is problem.

Not once, not twice, not thrice..... Seven consecutive matches now you need three goals or more to win a match. And yet you keep insisting defence is not the issue.
timbros(m): 6:45am On Apr 09, 2024
timbros:


I'm curious, what do you think about the 2-2 vs Burnley?

I'm loving how Nihilist analyse and breakdown the stats to the last 0.1 on Sheffield's shitty defence and how Chelsea attack is so bad that we couldn't pump them like 15 goals to win the match

But but but same energy cannot be used to analyse and break down Burnley attack to the last 0.1 and let's see how it is possible for that shitty attack to peg Chelsea back with 10men and score 2 goals.

But then, this is agendaland according to Nihilist himself.

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BlueMann: 6:55am On Apr 09, 2024
Agendaland...I like the name

Keep the agendas flying

Prepare your agendas for this impending baptism of fire.

hensben(m): 7:40am On Apr 09, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Useless Player

Tueh
Someone that Madrid put in pedestal by feeding him balls, even Benzema had to sacrifice his number 9 position for him, yet he thought he is the reason they won ucl three times. Or is it SAF that said put Ronaldo with Ipswich town he will still win titles, he was praising him with what Messi is capable of. Fraud.

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Trevor012(m): 8:52am On Apr 09, 2024
Hot tears ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
andrewbaba44: 9:34am On Apr 09, 2024
Jodera and iamoyindamola

Financial advice of the day

Empty your bank s and stake arsenal to win Bayern and under 4.5

See you both at the promise Land by 10Pm grin
Unlimited22: 9:35am On Apr 09, 2024
BlueMann:
Agendaland...I like the name

Keep the agendas flying

Prepare your agendas for this impending baptism of fire.
I will not be showing up
iamoyindamola(m): 10:17am On Apr 09, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Jodera and iamoyindamola

Financial advice of the day

Empty your bank s and stake arsenal to win Bayern and under 4.5

See you both at the promise Land by 10Pm grin
Unfortunately I don't bet
You should take my place instead
timbros(m): 11:02am On Apr 09, 2024
BlueMann:
Agendaland...I like the name

Keep the agendas flying

Prepare your agendas for this impending baptism of fire.

Hopefully only 8 goals should be conceded in this line up... But realistically, it will be 12 and above.
Amoto94(m): 11:16am On Apr 09, 2024
popizaino:



Go and get updated.
What do you want me to get updated about? Your face-saving attempt won't save you from your previous goof in recommending your fave
popizaino(m): 11:43am On Apr 09, 2024
Amoto94:

What do you want me to get updated about? Your face-saving attempt won't save you from your previous goof in recommending your fave


The Internet never forgets. The same day all of you were celebrating a cosmetic victory against lowly Luton fc was the same day me as the biggest fan of Pochettino said he isn't ready for this job.

As you can see i ain't no fair weather fan.

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Jodera: 12:27pm On Apr 09, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Jod.era and iamoyi.ndamola

Financial advice of the day

Empty your bank s and stake arsenal to win Bayern and under 4.5

See you both at the promise Land by 10Pm grin
Lmaooo.....
I no do abeg.

Since you start this thing, na so so "almost" dey cut am

Man U 'almost' win against Chelsea
Man u 'almost' win against Liverpool

I just hope say you never jinx us with this "almost" cheesy

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Jodera: 12:36pm On Apr 09, 2024
popizaino:



The Internet never forgets. The same day all of you were celebrating a cosmetic victory against lowly Luton fc was the same day me as the biggest fan of Pochettino said he isn't ready for this job.
You were recommending Pochetinno and you won't allow anybody hear word if it wasn't pochetinno. You made it look like once pochetinno comes, everything will be settled the way everyone expects it to be. I'm sure if Chelsea had appointed anyone not named pochetinno, you no go allow your fellow fans rest...

....Yet as at August (the month that season started), you've already started criticizing Poch and you're currently his biggest critic. You couldn't even wait to show him faith a bitโ€” at least till next season to see the reason why you vehemently fought for his recommendation against all odds and opinions. You just started criticizing him like you've never wanted him before

Omorrrr, Your fellow fans try sha to free you. If I was a Chelsea fan, I for certainly drag you everyday cos certainly you for dey ride high if Pochetinno and Chelsea is doing excellently well. No jokes!!

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nihilistjnr: 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2024
timbros:


I'm loving how Nihilist analyse and breakdown the stats to the last 0.1 on Sheffield's shitty defence and how Chelsea attack is so bad that we couldn't pump them like 15 goals to win the match

But but but same energy cannot be used to analyse and break down Burnley attack to the last 0.1 and let's see how it is possible for that shitty attack to peg Chelsea back with 10men and score 2 goals.

But then, this is agendaland according to Nihilist himself.

I didnt want to have to discuss inanities,

We played 60 minutes of football against 10 men. Not just any 10 men either, but 10 men of a Burnley side in 19th place, that have conceded 67 goals this season, and you're looking at your defence instead of questioning your attack?

What is wrong with you? A red card is literally an attacking bonus to the other side. They literally had a defender sent off. Any sensible pundit would rightly be questioning a profligate attack for squandering gilt edge opportunities, instead of complaining about 2 low percentage goals they scored.

They scored a long range shot from midfield (xG of 0.03 btw) and from a corner. The long shot was fortunate, and corner goals are dice rolls, even though I question why a sub 6-foot dwarf like Enzo Fernandez was marking 6'1 Dara Oshea for the goal.

It is only on this thread that I've seen people question why we didnt keep cleansheet playing against the (10 man) 19th and 20th team in the league, instead of spelling Burnley and Sheffield

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Lana1(m): 1:29pm On Apr 09, 2024
Unlimited22:

I will not be showing up
I reject it for you. You will show up in Jesus name!
drisham(m): 1:34pm On Apr 09, 2024
Bayer Leverkusen are about to make history

And their unbeaten run sures that of arsenal
airmark(m): 1:58pm On Apr 09, 2024
nihilistjnr:


I didnt want to have to discuss inanities,

We played 60 minutes of football against 10 men. Not just any 10 men either, but 10 men of a Burnley side in 19th place, that have conceded 67 goals this season, and you're looking at your defence instead of questioning your attack?

What is wrong with you? A red card is literally an attacking bonus to the other side. They literally had a defender sent off. Any sensible pundit would rightly be questioning a profligate attack for squandering gilt edge opportunities, instead of complaining about 2 low percentage goals they scored.

They scored a long range shot from midfield (xG of 0.03 btw) and from a corner. The long shot was fortunate, and corner goals are dice rolls, even though I question why a sub 6-foot dwarf like Enzo Fernandez was marking 6'1 Dara Oshea for the goal.

It is only on this thread that I've seen people question why we didnt keep cleansheet playing against the (10 man) 19th and 20th team in the league, instead of spelling Burnley and Sheffield

Timbros is terrible.

I in 1991 when Nigeria beat Burkina Faso 7-1. We spelt Burkina, and nobody even criticized the Eagles for conceding to those malnourished Burkinabes.

Just destroy your weak opponent with your goals and move.

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MorataFC: 2:03pm On Apr 09, 2024
Jodera:


Lol....
Next game please grin
Jodera, Arsenal team is in a position to potentially win both the English Premier League and the UEFA Champions League. If faced with the choice to pick one, which of these trophy would you prioritize winning over the other?
popizaino(m): 2:10pm On Apr 09, 2024
Jodera:

You were recommending Pochetinno and you won't allow anybody hear word if it wasn't pochetinno. You made it look like once pochetinno comes, everything will be settled the way everyone expects it to be. I'm sure if Chelsea had appointed anyone not named pochetinno, you no go allow your fellow fans rest...

....Yet as at August (the month that season started), you've already started criticizing Poch and you're currently his biggest critic. You couldn't even wait to show him faith a bitโ€” at least till next season to see the reason why you vehemently fought for his recommendation against all odds and opinions. You just started criticizing him like you've never wanted him before

Omorrrr, Your fellow fans try sha to free you. If I was a Chelsea fan, I for certainly drag you everyday cos certainly you for dey ride high if Pochetinno and Chelsea is doing excellently well. No jokes!!


You haven't said anything bro.

So because i recommended him i should have waited till the season is over before calling him out when i have a discerning mind to judge from his competitive match that his tactics isn't sustainable in the long run? I don't do what you gunners fans do that have kept the EPL title elusive to your Club for a while now.


So you mean i should be emotionally attached to my choice like some of you do,even when your choices are wrong?


Just so you know, i don't give respite to coaches who can't get their acts together by match day 3 after having pre-season. Graham Potter never had this privilege and it's why i never ed his sacking.


The fact Hazard's career in real madrid turned that way doesn't mean that there wasn't enough conviction that he was madrid standard earlier.
popizaino(m): 2:19pm On Apr 09, 2024
airmark:


Timbros is terrible.

I in 1991 when Nigeria beat Burkina Faso 7-1. We spelt Burkina, and nobody even criticized the Eagles for conceding to those malnourished Burkinabes.

Just destroy your weak opponent with your goals and move.

Timbros is really terrible.

Giving attackers the credit of a defender while blaming defence for the error of the whole team.

Thiago Silva scored, means the attack is better,Sheffield equalised when the whole team were cramped in the box meant the defenders were at fault.

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Jodera: 2:23pm On Apr 09, 2024
MorataFC:
Jodera, Arsenal team is in a position to potentially win both the English Premier League and the UEFA Champions League. If faced with the choice to pick one, which of these trophy would you prioritize winning over the other?
Tbh, anyone is very very okay for me. Like anyone anyone.

Both are Major trophies and both are what we're hungry for (at least one). It's been very long we've got a major trophy so let's just satisfy our hunger with anyone for now. Maybe by next season (hopefully if we win one), we fit dey picky cheesy
Jodera: 2:39pm On Apr 09, 2024
popizaino:



You haven't said anything bro.

So because i recommended him i should have waited till the season is over before calling him out when i have a discerning mind to judge from his competitive match that his tactics isn't sustainable in the long run? I don't do what you gunners fans do that have kept the EPL title elusive to your Club for a while now.


So you mean i should be emotionally attached to my choice like some of you do,even when your choices are wrong?


Just so you know, i don't give respite to coaches who can't get their acts together by match day 3 after having pre-season. Graham Potter never had this privilege and it's why i never ed his sacking.


The fact Hazard's career in real madrid turned that way doesn't mean that there wasn't enough conviction that he was madrid standard earlier.
It's not about being emotionally attached, it's about you showing faith and belief in what you're recommending.

You guys have the one of the most big chances created, one of the most Xg, one of the top teams in of ball possession (~60%), yet you believe he's failed?
It's only a good coach that can make this happen and I expect you to see it since you championed for him instead of being emotionally driven by poor results.

Most of these guys you people are parading are scams and I believe just a player or two (especially one striker and one CB) will elevate this team. And I also believe you guys will buy at least a striker next season.

I'm sure if you were a Man City fan, you would have X Guardiola during his first season, afterall he played very badly below his standard (even with the world class players) and his philosophy doesn't even seem to be working. You would have said he has failed afterall he had a pre season with them. Poch In contrast even met worse players and worst team than that of Guardiola or even Graham potter you gave countless grace(I mean, I couldn't even see any positive in G.P during his time here)

Using this Amateurs (especially that dead striker in Jackson) to just conclude on Pochetinno just shows that you didn't really even know who you wanted at first. And the speed at which you ditched him should show that you shouldn't perhaps be taken seriously when recommending someone.

I have a lot more to say sha but lemme just stop here.

#no beefs#
Sportsweb: 3:12pm On Apr 09, 2024
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popizaino(m): 3:24pm On Apr 09, 2024
Jodera:

It's not about being emotionally attached, it's about you showing faith and belief in what you're recommending.

You guys have the one of the most big chances created, one of the most Xg, one of the top teams in of ball possession (~60%), yet you believe he's failed?
It's only a good coach that can make this happen and Iexpect you to see it since you championed for him instead of being emotionally driven by poor results.

Most of these guys you people are parading are scams and I believe just a player or two (especially one striker and one CB) will elevate this team. And I also believe you guys will buy at least a striker next season.

I'm sure if you were a Man City fan, you would have X Guardiola during his first season, afterall he played very badly below his standard (even with the world class players) and his philosophy doesn't even seem to be working. You would have said he has failed afterall he had a pre season with them. Poch In contrast even met worse players and worst team than that of Guardiola or even Graham potter you gave countless grace(I mean, I couldn't even see any positive in G.P during his time here)

Using this Amateurs (especially that dead striker in Jackson) to just conclude on Pochetinno just shows that you didn't really even know who you wanted at first. And the speed at which you ditched him should show that you shouldn't perhaps be taken seriously when recommending someone.

I have a lot more to say sha but lemme just stop here.

#no beefs#

I called out Pochettino when we won Luton 3-0 at the bridge but somehow you think i am emotionally driven by poor results.

Tell me why i should continue this discussion with you after the above?
MrLibrarian(m): 4:14pm On Apr 09, 2024
raumdeuter:


Tuchel has already been sacked and his letter post dated. He is just another DiMatteo

If Rice and co cannot beat this Bayern then shame on them
you're already becoming pessimistic these days.
Chill bro, season go soon finish and Tuchel will leave.
Na Oliver Kahn cause this rubbish
timbros(m): 5:28pm On Apr 09, 2024
nihilistjnr:


I didnt want to have to discuss inanities,

We played 60 minutes of football against 10 men. Not just any 10 men either, but 10 men of a Burnley side in 19th place, that have conceded 67 goals this season, and you're looking at your defence instead of questioning your attack?

What is wrong with you? A red card is literally an attacking bonus to the other side. They literally had a defender sent off. Any sensible pundit would rightly be questioning a profligate attack for squandering gilt edge opportunities, instead of complaining about 2 low percentage goals they scored.

They scored a long range shot from midfield (xG of 0.03 btw) and from a corner. The long shot was fortunate, and corner goals are dice rolls, even though I question why a sub 6-foot dwarf like Enzo Fernandez was marking 6'1 Dara Oshea for the goal.

It is only on this thread that I've seen people question why we didnt keep cleansheet playing against the (10 man) 19th and 20th team in the league, instead of spelling Burnley and Sheffield

All this grammar have not answer the question why the worst attack in the division with a man down managed to peg back Chelsea and score, not once, but twice.

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timbros(m): 5:40pm On Apr 09, 2024
popizaino:


I called out Pochettino when we won Luton 3-0 at the bridge but somehow you think i am emotionally driven by poor results.

Tell me why i should continue this discussion with you after the above?

Oche barber cheesy

Make Poch tidy unbeaten run to the end of season now and maybe, just maybe qualify for Europa now, na only you go change mouth start to remind us say he was your recommendation.
nihilistjnr: 5:54pm On Apr 09, 2024
timbros:


All this grammar have not answer the question why the worst attack in the division with a man down managed to peg back Chelsea and score, not once, but twice.

Your problem is that you are willfully obtuse and sworn to ignorance.

Look at the chart below and educate yourself, instead of exulting in obduracy.

xG of 0.2 means that a shot would typically have a 20% chance to be a goal.

The goal that Burnley scored had an xG of 0.03. That means the shot only had a 3% chance of entering. I know you're slow if you're looking to blame Chelsea defence for conceding a Golazo from outside the box, but a 3% chance means that statistically, Cullen could only expect to score that goal 3 times from 100 shots.

It was a hit and hope lucky shot, which probably explains why that is the only goal that man has scored this season.

The second goal was from a corner, again with a xG of 0.07. Corners are dice rolls and conceding from a corner is not necessarily indicative of defensive porosity.

Pochettino came out after that match and said based on stats, we should be 4th. BBC pundits did post match analysis and pointed out how wasteful we were that day. Sky sports pundits were laughing at Sterling in particular.

It's incredibly stupid to have an extra man for 2/3rd of the match against the team in 19th place, and be blaming conceding 2 fluke goals for drawing the game.

Use your fรผcking brain.

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BlueMann: 6:48pm On Apr 09, 2024
To my elders arguing, you people should pause this never ending discourse as from 8pm, when two blockbusters will begin.
drisham(m): 6:57pm On Apr 09, 2024
timbros:


Oche barber cheesy

Make Poch tidy unbeaten run to the end of season now and maybe, just maybe qualify for Europa now, na only you go change mouth start to remind us say he was your recommendation.

If we had hired someone else and currently doing badly

Popi will not fail to remind us every match day how he recommended poch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Agendaland

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timbros(m): 7:04pm On Apr 09, 2024
nihilistjnr:


Your problem is that you are willfully obtuse and sworn to ignorance.

Look at the chart below and educate yourself, instead of exulting in obduracy.

xG of 0.2 means that a shot would typically have a 20% chance to be a goal.

The goal that Burnley scored had an xG of 0.03. That means the shot only had a 3% chance of entering. I know you're slow if you're looking to blame Chelsea defence for conceding a Golazo from outside the box, but a 3% chance means that statistically, Cullen could only expect to score that goal 3 times from 100 shots.

It was a hit and hope lucky shot, which probably explains why that is the only goal that man has scored this season.

The second goal was from a corner, again with a xG of 0.07. Corners are dice rolls and conceding from a corner is not necessarily indicative of defensive porosity.

Pochettino came out after that match and said based on stats, we should be 4th. BBC pundits did post match analysis and pointed out how wasteful we were that day. Sky sports pundits were laughing at Sterling in particular.

It's incredibly stupid to have an extra man for 2/3rd of the match against the team in 19th place, and be blaming conceding 2 fluke goals for drawing the game.

Use your fรผcking brain.

I thought Airmark takes are ridiculous but I just pick up my jaw from the ground right now. Like, LOL...

Hit and hope shot, really? LOL... I put it to you Nihilist that you didn't watch that match... Opposition played a one two at the edge of the box and hammered a delicious shot to score and you call it a hit and hope shot? Wow!

"....conceding from a corner is not necessarily indicative of defensive porosity..." LOL... I give up! Not even Popizaino will make this statement.

Why am I even surprised? Who coined the word, agendaland?

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