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39 goals for the season already and he still have possible 18games left to play his goal ratio is out of this world this guy we break Ronaldo champions league record in the next 4 seasons

Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o 🔥

Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA 🤔

Haaland substituted... (thank God) 🙄

Stats:

Erling Haaland (33) has scored more Champions League goals than Arjen Robben (31), Wayne Rooney (30), Samuel Eto'o (30) and Kaka (30).

Erling Haaland is the 3rd player in UEFA Champions League history to score 5 goals in a game after Lionel Messi in the 2011-12 Round of 16 and Luiz Adriano in the 2014-15 Group Stage.

Interestingly, Pep Guardiola was also Messi's head coach in his 5-goal game. Messi the GOAT since the days of John the Baptist.🙏

Very good striker
But I prefer Mbappe tho

mymadam:
Haaland substituted... (thank God) 🙄

Stats:

Erling Haaland (33) has scored more Champions League goals than Arjen Robben (31), Wayne Rooney (30), Samuel Eto'o (30) and Kaka (30).

The kind record this robot go create in the next 8years we go forget say ronaldo and messi ever exist

Polynek:
Very good striker
But I prefer Mbappe tho

oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name

Freshtruth:
The kind record this robot go create in the next 8years we go forget say ronaldo and messi ever exist

Hmmm... E b like so, e b like so! All the same... YNWA 😜

mymadam:
Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o 🔥

Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA 🤔

Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name

What are you saying bro?
If you are good you are good.
Look at His performance at the world cup.
Assuming Halland it still at German league, you guys will still say Halland can't perform in EPL.
If league 1 is too easy while is messi not doing his magic again?
Oga abeg no go dea.
Both Halland and Mbappe is very good.
But I choose Mbappe simple

Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name

Same talk we said Abt Halland.A good player is a good player.So you want to tell me dat if Mbappe plays in a City team he won't do well?stop dis hype Abt d Epl,the Epl you see it's a bizness league.If you know u know.

Pikin wey him father dey feed only heart and liver of bull. No be devil be dat.

As money dey. Papa go buy full bull commot only heart and liver to eat na better papa and pikin be that?

Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name

Una nor dey tire for all this una talk?

Johan cruyff, pele, Maradona, Ronaldo De Lima, Kaka, Zidane, Baggio, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Cafu, Madini, Bebeto, Raul, Benzema, Seedolf, Lewandoski, Iniesta, Xavi etc.

Now form the list above the best 5 players of all time will definitely be chosen including Messi and CR7. Now does the fact that they didn't play in the overrated EPL make them any less of a player?

If EPL has so much quality in play and in individual players, how come they don't produce Ballon D'or and FIFA The Best winners everytime or how come they don't win the Champions League and Europa League every season...

If you think some league are that very easy as you guys make it seem how come CR7 is not scoring in every match in the Saudi league.

Let Haaland come to Nigerian League that is so so less in quality compared to the EPL and see if our home based Imada Osehenkhoe of Bendel Insurance won't outscore him.

The point is, though some players like Haaland and Mbappe are exceptionally good and gifted but at the end of the day any player is as good as the team he plays with.

The last time a player scored 5 goals in a UCL match was in 2012 by Lionel Messi.

It was also against a German side in the RO16 2nd leg 👀

Both teams were coached by Pep Guardiola

Napoli were on fire that year. 👀

Chelsea did an unexpected comeback that year👀

We replaced our coach mid season and were languishing in mediocrity that year. 👀

Where’s the final, Istanbul? Book the tickets.
Chelsea fans are you thinking what am thinking

Polynek:

What are you saying bro?
If you are good you are good.
Look at His performance at the world cup.
Assuming Halland it still at German league, you guys will still say Halland can't perform in EPL.
If league 1 is too easy while is messi not doing his magic again?
Oga abeg no go dea.
Both Halland and Mbappe is very good.
But I choose Mbappe simple

Mbappe get footwork haaland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIfGLcu5o4A

Autobot05:


Mbappe get footwork haaland

Wetin concern Haaland with footwork

internationalman:


Una nor dey tire for all this una talk?

Johan cruyff, pele, Maradona, Ronaldo De Lima, Kaka, Zidane, Baggio, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Cafu, Madini, Bebeto, Raul, Benzema, Seedolf, Lewandoski, Iniesta, Xavi etc.

Now form the list above the best 5 players of all time will definitely be chosen including Messi and CR7. Now does the fact that they didn't play in the overrated EPL make them any less of a player?

If EPL has so much quality in play and in individual players, how come they don't produce Ballon D'or and FIFA The Best winners everytime or how come they don't win the Champions League and Europa League every season...

If you think some league are that very easy as you guys make it seem how come CR7 is not scoring in every match in the Saudi league.

Let Haaland come to Nigerian League that is so so less in quality compared to the EPL and see if our home based Imada Osehenkhoe of Bendel Insurance won't outscore him.

The point is, though some players like Haaland and Mbappe are exceptionally good and gifted but at the end of the day any player is as good as the team he plays with.

Na epl fans mumu

codedguy1:


Wetin concern Haaland with footwork

Because he's a footballer in the first place
Comot debrunye and Bernardo Silva and watch I'm disappear in games because he nor get footwork

Polynek:
The last time a player scored 5 goals in a UCL match was in 2012 by Lionel Messi.

It was also against a German side in the RO16 2nd leg 👀

Both teams were coached by Pep Guardiola

Napoli were on fire that year. 👀

Chelsea did an unexpected comeback that year👀

We replaced our coach mid season and were languishing in mediocrity that year. 👀

Where’s the final, Istanbul? Book the tickets.
Chelsea fans are you thinking what am thinking

Luiz Adriano was the last player to score 5 goals in 2014 season

Autobot05:


Because he's a footballer in the first place
Comot debrunye and Bernardo Silva and watch I'm disappear in games because he nor get footwork

Don't know if this reply is tongue in cheek....

But how was he performing in Dortmund without Debruyne and Bernardo Silva? If he disappeared at Dortmund how did Man city see him to buy?

Autobot05:


Mbappe get footwork haaland

Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

Polynek:

Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

Those ones are pro dribblers ... mbappe is simply more of a footballer than haaland
Haaland is an excellent goalscorer likewise mbappe but if you take scoring goals away you'll realise what I mean

codedguy1:


Don't know if this reply is tongue in cheek....

But how was he performing in Dortmund without Debruyne and Bernardo Silva? If he disappeared at Dortmund how did Man city see him to buy?

What did he do in Dortmund??

Autobot05:


Those ones are pro dribblers ... mbappe is simply more of a footballer than haaland
Haaland is an excellent goalscorer likewise mbappe but if you take scoring goals away you'll realise what I mean

Ookay okay now I understand what you are trying to insinuate.
Well you are not far from the truth tho
That's why I said prefer Mbappe Dan Halland
Do you think Man-City stand a chance to win UCL Dix season?

Polynek:

Ookay okay now I understand what you are trying to insinuate.
Well you are not far from the truth tho
That's why I said prefer Mbappe Dan Halland
Do you think Man-City stand a chance to win UCL Dix season?

Unless real and Bayern go out

Even Chelsea is a threat to them still

Autobot05:


What did he do in Dortmund??

If you didn't see what he did at Dortmund then I guess you have disappeared.

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Polynek:

Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

Mbappe is one of the best dribblers in football with many successful 1v1 take-ons. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

codedguy1:


If you didn't see what he did at Dortmund then I guess you have disappeared.

What did he do ??

dostr4:
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