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1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭

Chatinent is Nairaland's chief story teller. Unopposed.

Zonefree:
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1. Before I got ission I said nothing on earth would make me have a roommate because I don't joke with my privacy. The story changed after a damsel got a room in my hostel, one thing led to another and we started dating. After her rent expire na so baby girl pack come my room o. ....Marriage is around the corner.

2. One of my friends disappointed me when I needed him most and made me miss an opportunity. I felt very bad and said to myself that I won't show him love anymore. He called me few days ago and was desperately in need of my help, I turned him down but my conscience didn't allow me rest. I called him back the next day and gave him what he requested for.

Unrelated to the topic but at this point in my life to be honest i still can’t pick which is my favorite between ass and boobs, like I’m always confused

No dey give a man more than he deserve..shenk who shenk you

Bahamas95:
1. Before I got ission I said nothing on earth would make me have a roommate because I don't joke with my privacy. The story changed after a damsel got a room in my hostel, one thing led to another and we started dating. After her rent expire na so baby girl pack come my room o. ....Marriage is around the corner.

2. One of my friends disappointed me when I needed him most and made me miss an opportunity. I felt very bad and said to myself that I won't show him love anymore. He called me few days ago and was desperately in need of my help, I turned him down but my conscience didn't allow me rest. I called him back the next day and gave him what he requested for.

Bahamas95:
1. Before I got ission I said nothing on earth would make me have a roommate because I don't joke with my privacy. The story changed after a damsel got a room in my hostel, one thing led to another and we started dating. After her rent expire na so baby girl pack come my room o. ....Marriage is around the corner.

2. One of my friends disappointed me when I needed him most and made me miss an opportunity. I felt very bad and said to myself that I won't show him love anymore. He called me few days ago and was desperately in need of my help, I turned him down but my conscience didn't allow me rest. I called him back the next day and gave him what he requested for.

1. I cannot fit do this o
2. Sometimes, also disappoint people who disappoint you.

Merch:
No dey give a man more than he deserve..shenk who shenk you

I dey do like dat before, I just decided to help him for old time sake.


He apologized to me then after he fvcked me up. I later got what he deprived me of 2months later somewhere else in double folds.

Spend above 100k on a phone. Today I’m using a phone thats way way more than that amount

responding to the troll kobojunkie.

Na God go help me

That I will never listen to Buhari speech again buh the man get me, I was the one praying that he should pls speak on naira redesign 😊😊😊

E plenty o
1. Anger
2. Late night sleep
3. Borrowing people money I can’t let go
4. Helping people at my own detriment( not that I’m nice, but if you ask me for help, I might do it and will end up regretting and beating myself in private). I’m always moved by sad stories
5. MASTURBATION
You see the bolded, I’m the commander-in- chief for southwest zone



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Love

To think there was a time I thought I'll never cheat or have multiple gf.
But fine babes plenty sha.

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I can never borrow airtime from network provider, but now I dey owe Airtel 1500




I don switch

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🤔 I can't/won't run a business, here I am selling quality, from the source Adire fabrics 🙈

1. I said i will never venture into Business
2. I will not have a sugar zaddy
3. I will not build a house because of the complexity of tenants
4. I will never do hirepurchase, I am happy i did it

Merch:
Unrelated to the topic but at this point in my life to be honest i still can’t pick which is my favorite between ass and boobs, like I’m always confused

Choose ass bro. Ass is life.

Work for a one man company but here I am doing that for now.

What a question!
There is this lady that I want to leave, twice I have apologised to my wife because she caught me with her, twice I have had accident, either going to her place or going back home, after dropping her off.
When I told my mechanic about her, he told me frightening story about cases like that.
I have blocked and unblocked her severally.
I keep going back....ẹ gba mí

Working...

I said I wouldn't have anything to do with coding.

Back then, I always had headaches whenever I tried learning java and it made me resent coding.
I dumped it for good and swore never to look back.

Fast forward to today, I'm currently learning python and Im loving every bit of it.

I love how coding challenges me to creatively think of solutions to problems, and the way I feel when I successfully solve a problem is second to none

Lastly, The material used in learning how to code plays a huge role in determining whether one would be a successful programmer or not. This was what made me loose interest in the beginning.

P.S please I need an experienced programmer to mentor me😭😭

Many.

The most recent one is, there's this girl I told myself I won't chat with again. Now I'm back chatting with her.

Changing of decisions at any point is inevitable. Why the decision was made at first may not be borne out of genuininess.

Zonefree:
Chatinent is Nairaland's chief story teller. Unopposed.

What are you on nairaland?

Ah!
E plenty o