NewStats: 3,265,221 , 8,186,049 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 10:26 PM 53422x

Fmghewzy2:


Is your sister one as well.

Cause my sister was well brought up and doesn't act that way.And she is Nigerian.

So according to you ,I am simping over my sister.
Try to be logical please.

I've seen that you're one of those

"I'm always right people"

Okay, you are right.

kkins25:

No jokes. Even the one I tried mentoring ended up telling me he likes me (an older woman). If I were a 44yrs old ugu seller in Oyingbo market, would he still like me older? It took the intervention of my friend to block my inbox. Same thing on Twitter/IG. Just make one comment that shows you are not doing badly, then have a dp, na you go run. I ran o.

Niggas are so pained, they are belching mods.

Una never know anything.

Good morning and goodbye!

bestdudes:


You are a bastard . Next time mention me again.


See this useless thing think they can troll me unprovoked.


Bunch of fools that have no life off Nairaland.

E pain you

Son, run .

Gbas Gbos as always.

I enjoyed my time Off here.

BeanmanX:
I know I must see your lamba here again and I wasn't wrong. I guess that was the reason why you were following those Nairalanders that traveled abroad around like a housefly back then.

You see why I always berate most Nigerian women, you all are nothing but a bunch of opportunist, hungry broke and entitled pests.

Is the Housefly part for me

Let me come and be going before they will try to unleash their frustrations and shortcomings on my fresh self

pocohantas:


No jokes. Even the one I tried mentoring ended up telling me he likes me (an older woman). If I were a 44yrs old ugu seller in Oyingbo market, would he still like me older? It took the intervention of my friend to block my inbox. Same thing on Twitter/IG. Just make one comment that shows you are not doing badly, then have a dp, na you go run. I ran o.

you ran? lol
If na one billionaire now you go run??
Destitute �

Gerrard59:


Bros, all women are hypergamous. You need to get used to it. Nothing will change it not even feminism.

That's because they are allowed! If all guys are like me ehn, we'll change it for them.

If women don't see simps who patronize them, they'll sit up! There have been many examples of such sitting ups.

I'm aware that humans generally look for where life would be made softer for them, but my angst is ; why do we frown at "hypergamous" men but allow it for women When both genders can do better for themselves

Why don't we just call all of them OPPORTUNISTS which is what such people are?

December is upon us.
Ladies need to be very very careful. Don't do hook-ups with strangers, don't go visiting guys anyhow. Be wise, many ritualist are on the lookout for gullible victims, I pray you don't fall victim. Unfortunately, many will not listen

Evolutionlove:


Is the Housefly part for me

Let me come and be going though before they try to unleash their frustrations and shortcomings on my fresh self

Ashjane:
you ran? lol If na one billionaire now you go run??
Destitute �

Lol. Why assume everyone is your mother/sister? If they ran from billionaires, I am sorry I won’t. Lest I end up with an angry son like you.

Jman06:
That's because they are allowed! If all guys are like me ehn, we'll change it for them.

If women don't see simps who patronize them, they'll sit up! There have been many examples of such sitting ups.

I'm aware that humans generally look for where life would be made softer for them, but my angst is ; why do we frown at "hypergamous" men but allow it for women When both genders can do better for themselves

Why don't we just call all of them OPPORTUNISTS which is what such people are?

Abeg rest! If all guys are like you what will happen? You fit buy car or house? Yenyenyen, if all guys are like me. All guys can never be like you because men like to provide.

It is you frowning at hypergamous men because I no send them. Sha keep your ego by the door and be submissive. Don’t expect me to buy you a car and tell people you bought it yourself. As long as you a man cannot confidently say it is your wife paying the rent and bills, it means you know the arrangement is wrong. As such you should get your ass off the couch and work!

E say na simp. So you are more alfa than footballers and CEOs? Thank God for nairaland sha. If not where una for dey claim this alfa male. Toor!

pocohantas:


Abeg rest! If all guys are like you what will happen? You fit buy car or house? Yenyenyen, if all guys are like me. All guys can never be like you because men like to provide.

It is you frowning at hypergamous men because I no send them. Sha keep your ego by the door and be submissive. Don’t expect me to buy you a car and tell people you bought it yourself. As long as you a man cannot confidently say it is your wife paying the rent and bills, it means you know the arrangement is wrong. As such you should get your ass off the couch and work!

E say na simp. So you are more alfa than footballers and CEOs? Thank God for nairaland sha. If not where una for dey claim this alfa male. Even for village meeting, them invite you?
Toor!

Lolzzz. See one of them!

No problems ma, I'll be 'submissive' and even announce it to the whole world when you buy me a car! In fact, I go even bear your name! Provided you load my accant with monthly 'allowance', change my car and wardrobe every year and also carry my extended family burdens as well. Who no like better thing!

And about inviting me to any village meetings, I say to HELL with such village meetings! Who village meetings help

Men jus dey suffer themselves for nothing in this world fa. It's worse when one goes through all that for one ungrateful woman.


Yeye dey smell

Jman06:
Lolzzz. See one of them!

No problems ma, I'll be 'submissive' and even announce it to the whole world when you buy me a car! In fact, I go even bear your name! Provided you load my accant with monthly 'allowance', change my car and wardrobe every year and also carry my extended family burdens as well. Who no like better thing!

And about inviting me to any village meetings, I say to HELL with such village meetings! Who village meetings help

Men jus dey suffer themselves for nothing in this world fa. It's worse when one goes through all that for one ungrateful woman.
Yeye dey smell

The men with the money are not even ranting. It is you online alfa males crying upandan. So as you decided not to give, what happened? Did it stop babes from posting Range Rover and Benz?

Many of your brothers are leeching off foreign fossils. Since you can be submissive and take a woman’s name, you can go that route. There is nobody stopping you. But enough with the “If every man were me”. Who know you?

Magnoliaa:


Thank you!!!

I swear, this thread is just irritating my neepus somehow.

Like, wtfffff?

"Hi" messages?

Nawa oooooo.

Hian.

It's not deep, but he tagged it "desperation".

And then the usual performers of misogyny in their clown regalia now came dancing to the beats of "all women bad, are shameless."

I really don't understand why they enjoy bashing ladies at the slightest chance they get on this forum.

pocohantas:


The men with the money are not every ranting. It is you online alfa males crying upandan. So as you decided not to give, what happened? Did it stop babes from posting Range Rover and Benz? Rest with if all men are like me.

Many of your brothers are leeching of foreign fossils. Since you can be submissive and take a woman’s name, you can go that route. There is nobody stopping you. But enough with the “If every man were me”. Who know you?

My friend better come to with the fact that times have changed. With the emancipation of the female gender, more men are no longer willing to carry your burdens. I know you know this fact but would rather argue. Unless you're into hook ups whereby it is money for hand back for ground, no man is willing to carry you as his responsibility.

I know you and your ilks here would assume all whatnots about me for telling you the cold truth about this matter, but it's alright! I'll rather tell you how it is than deceive you (like many guys would) only for you to come to with the reality when you eventually marry them.

Jman06:
My friend better come to with the fact that times have changed. With the emancipation of the female gender, more men are no longer willing to carry your burdens. I know you know this fact but would rather argue. Unless you're into hook ups whereby it is money for hand back for ground, no man is willing to carry you as his responsibility.

I know you and your ilks here would assume all whatnots about me for telling you the cold truth about this matter, but it's alright! I'll rather tell you how it is than deceive you (like many guys would) only for you to come to with the reality when you eventually marry them.

This is not about times changing. You are the one to come to with the fact that men with money would keep spending. Majority of the world’s richest men - CEOs, sportsmen, musicians…etc, are not on Nairaland neither are they of your coven. Their partners cannot relate to your rant.

So wake up and smell the coffee.

Jman06:
That's because they are allowed! If all guys are like me ehn, we'll change it for them.

If women don't see simps who patronize them, they'll sit up! There have been many examples of such sitting ups.

I'm aware that humans generally look for where life would be made softer for them, but my angst is ; why do we frown at "hypergamous" men but allow it for women When both genders can do better for themselves

Why don't we just call all of them OPPORTUNISTS which is what such people are?

Men cannot be hypergamous. Biology does not allow for such nor does it encourage it.

If men are hypergamous, that is aspiring to date women who out-earn them and are in higher positions in life, men would have to mate with women who are older than they are. But biology does not favour advanced women during fertility.

BTW, marriage has always been a way for the elites to mate amongst themselves and prolong/compound the financial benefits they have. Na proletariats con involve love.

monerozi5590:



Abeg go rest. You are saying stupid things.

Keep quiet .

Gerrard59:


Men cannot be hypergamous. Biology does not allow for such nor does it encourage it.

If men are hypergamous, that is aspiring to date women who out-earn them and are in higher positions in life, men would have to mate with women who are older than they are. But biology does not favour advanced women during fertility.

BTW, marriage has always been a way for the elites to mate amongst themselves and prolong/compound the financial benefits they have. Na proletariats con involve love.

Hehehe. They want to marry women 15yrs younger and they want her to be rich. As if they had their lives figured out at 22 or there are that many younglings with thriving careers/businesses in Nigeria. The elites would marry themselves like yo rightly noted. Even Buhari’s daughter married an Indimi.

Sometimes I wonder if these your brothers are indeed logical because they are so far from reality. How else do we explain whining over something that should be common sense. Something you can’t even change. Nawa!

pocohantas:


This is not about times changing. You are the one to come to with the fact that men with money would keep spending. Majority of the world’s richest men - CEOs, sportsmen, musicians…etc, are not on Nairaland neither are they of your coven. Their partners cannot relate to your rant.

So wake up and smell the coffee.

Need I remind you that most of the wealthy men we have are not with women. Some were never even married sef. From Dangote to Bill gates. Name them!

Of course, foolish and low quality men would continue spending on some undeserving females just so they can get laid. In fact I have a neighbor who earns over 200k as salary permonth and guess what he does immediately he receives his salary alert, he invites different shapes of hook up girls and lavish them with the money. All na spending on women abi?

No sensible man who understands the value of money would waste it on some entitled women.

Gerrard59:


Men cannot be hypergamous. Biology does not allow for such nor does it encourage it.

If men are hypergamous, that is aspiring to date women who out-earn them and are in higher positions in life, men would have to mate with women who are older than they are. But biology does not favour advanced women during fertility.

BTW, marriage has always been a way for the elites to mate amongst themselves and prolong/compound the financial benefits they have. Na proletariats con involve love.

Biology has nothing to do with the entitlement mentality of the female gender! It was all a human construct!

Who says younger guys cannot mate with and procreate with older ladies There have been many instances!

Jman06:
Need I remind you that most of the wealthy men we have are not with women. Some were never even married sef. From Dangote to Bill gates. Name them!
.

Dangote was married. His wife divorced him.

Dangote had a sugar baby that posted his nyash online. Another sugar baby said she misses Dangote and went on to tell us how much he splurged on her during their time together, even set up a thriving business for her.

Bill gates is recently divorced - just 2021. His wife said he was having an affair.

So how exactly are these men not with women?

Abi na under 1 year una run add Bill Gates to redpill example? Few months ago you people were using Davido, Davido done marry Chioma. Wizkid has said he is looking for love. Yet una no wan rest. Very soon it is Lil Wayne you would mention.

pocohantas:


Lol. Why assume everyone is your mother/sister? If they ran from billionaires, I am sorry I won’t. Lest I end up with an angry son like you.

and you believe say billionaire go find you attractive?? lol
See dis troll o lol
The diff between me and u is that money can buy you and what ever money can buy is cheap ....so you're a cheap golddigging goblin �
guys like me call you guys destitute �

Ashjane:
and you believe say billionaire go find you attractive?? lol
See dis troll o lol
The diff between me and u is that money can buy you and what ever money can buy is cheap ....so you're a cheap golddigging goblin �
guys like me call you guys destitute �

Money can’t buy you? Then that is a bigger problem. Whatever money can’t buy is free for all. Nature’s gift to humanity. Like life, air, maybe poopoo or urea. I wouldn’t love to buy what I can easily get - you.

Lol @ a billionaire can’t find me attractive. One would think Dangote is married to your mother. Eweyyy!

pocohantas:


Money can’t buy you? Then that is a bigger problem. Whatever money can’t buy is free for all. Nature’s gift to humanity. Like life air, maybe poopoo or urea. I wouldn’t love to buy what I can easily get - you.

Lol @ a billionaire can’t find me attractive. One would think Dangote is married to your mother. Eweyyy!

my dear ur just a cheap golddigging goblin �...na ur type go enter menopause bc u dey find rich man,..oya let's get this straight...me I want to give you this mad offer that's if you're interested o but I know you still will regret after you choose to please nairaland by turning down my offer....I will give you just $150 just to have sex with you....I want to shock you so you'll be able to feed your family wit the money this December!!
I am totally probity and tell me if you're in lag let's Bleep and go....no cap
I'm doing you a favour....my mom is financially stable her netwrth is 2milli and still counting and she isn't using it for anything!! I told you this bc you like insulting mother's when der try to tell you the truth about u....my sisters dey ikoyi currently with her husband
So poca I'm not poor....e don tey were I nak old mama so I think I'd wanna nak u

Ashjane:
!! I told you this bc you like insulting mother's when der try to tell you the truth about u....my sisters dey ikoyi currently with her husband
So poca I'm not poor....e don tey were I nak old mama so I think I'd wanna nak u

You see? You see how you are quick to mention your sisters location in IKOYI? A house which was definitely built or paid for by their husbands. And also you are not poor by virtue of your sisters marriage to rich men. Probably your mother’s networth was amassed during omugwo visits to your sisters. But you are here crying that other women want to live in Ikoyi with your sisters.

You can’t give me $150. It is me that would give you $150 dollars. The problem is, I don’t want to. You are for FREE.

pocohantas:


Money can’t buy you? Then that is a bigger problem. Whatever money can’t buy is free for all. Nature’s gift to humanity. Like life, air, maybe poopoo or urea. I wouldn’t love to buy what I can easily get - you.

Lol @ a billionaire can’t find me attractive. One would think Dangote is married to your mother. Eweyyy!

Eni oniru eni ....

Seun you had better rename rule 2 after pocohantas ... and let peace reign.

kayperry:




Eni oniru eni ....

Seun you had better rename rule 2 after pocohantas ... and let peace reign.

Copy it and send to him. Then you would understand why you need sense and wits to banter. Not typing/cursing like an agbero.