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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Nobody: 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2022
gentleman82:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid spending your eternity in hell fire after you die. Jesus Christ love and warns you to repent and convert now to Christianity to avoid hell fire. Only Jesus Christ can save you by his death on the cross and his blood which washes away your sins, any other ways ( Islam, paganism, Hinduism, atheism, etc) can not save you. Be wise while you still have the chance accept Jesus Christ now and save your soul from hell. Be wiser than Satan and follow the one true God. This is the eternal truth from the spiritual realm. Without Jesus Christ in your life it feels empty like death.
Hmm.
hopefulLandlord: 9:21pm On Nov 02, 2022
Etuagievin:
. Its interesting to note that all the scriptures you referenced are all in the old testament or Hebrew Aramaic scriptures. Those things happened under the LAW covenant i.e mosaic law. Christ came and shed more light to the law, ending a numbers of things and introducing others which are in line with the new covenant. Under this new covenant any act that contravenes God's law on fornication is condemned by God. If any clergy comes under the guise of performing miracle to commit fornication it's a gross sin and an offence against the almighty.

God is same yesterday, today and forever
hopefulLandlord: 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2022
fof1:


It is ur type that MISLEADS for ur Selfish and Satanic beliefs...God doesgive such Ditectives...On Onans Case go and get Knowledge....You are still very Ignorant or deliberately Mischievous...for ur Lust and Immoral behaviour
But I spoke facts
hopefulLandlord: 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2022
Uchedizzy:
okay now am done with you cos you are begnining to talk nonsense
if talking truth is nonsense then I'm a proud nonsense talker
royalmu: 9:24pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mama loose guard.
Uchedizzy(f): 9:27pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:

if talking truth is nonsense then I'm a proud nonsense talker
it seems like you dont belive in God
DavidEsq(m): 9:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
Odebayo4010:


can you please tell me the verse?
1 Peter 5:1. Quote that full scripture here and let's point it out together
Mrkindness: 9:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
triple996:
Christianity is fast becoming a joke undecided
this supposed be a Christian topic for Christians not for people from religion of piss and shit to talk rubbish, Mohammed brought terrorism to our world in the name of Islam.
FireUpNow(m): 9:32pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mother is an olosho who loves just any dick. She gave the excuse of automatic ticket to heaven so as to cover her tracks. Your mother clits dey raise anyhow
hopefulLandlord: 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2022
Uchedizzy:
it seems like you dont belive in God

why did you say that?
Xsw1: 9:37pm On Nov 02, 2022
Blame it on your mother
Uchedizzy(f): 9:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:

why did you say that?
cos of the way you speak about GOD
advanceDNA: 9:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
detectivejones:
Women are easy to scam by these bandits in suits and robes, that is why the population of women in prayer houses and churches outnumber the men.

Women just dont like being responsible for their actions..
....imagine the married woman thread who fvcked her pure water dealer multiple time... said he seduced her against her will..... i mean wtf, who gives that as as excuse
armyofone(m): 9:42pm On Nov 02, 2022
descarado:


See church matter for naija, I don comot hands. Its not only Nigerians. I think Kenyans are crazier cheesy
The level they are in is where Nigerians were like 15 yrs ago. So they need to catch up. Once they start, my brain will switch off and my answers will be robotic. Infact, as far as religion is concerned especially Christianity in sub saharan Africa, they look up to us. We are modern and sophisticated grin

The people are being carried away! They preach and add fear. I don't go to any Nigerians church.
Modern and sophisticated thieves (pastor/priest/prophet)
Wizmj4real(m): 9:44pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven to check and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh


Please read your bible well
Ezekiel was never instructed by God to do such
And please don't add to the bible or remove from it
KayB: 9:45pm On Nov 02, 2022
Alihamdulilah robil alamin
ibinaboonline: 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2022
Did the Bible tell her mother to sleep with the prophet for automatic ticket to heaven? At the end of the day, it gives down to whether or not a person is following God's word. No pastor can deceive you when you're in the light. Get God, get sense.
Bigchristo: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit
Some Nigerians are dumb when it comes to religion, your mom wan just collect gbola that’s all
dannex4adx(m): 10:20pm On Nov 02, 2022
Musty112:
Just found out that the word "Gullible" has a different meaning if you turn your phone upside down.

Yep, it got u right? Thats how Gullible most people are!

Lol! You dey craze ooo! See as u deceived me.
Omolomo4eva(m): 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2022
I will not totally blame the pastor,but your mom takes the lion share because she's gullible. Did her brain got deactivated when he was telling her this lamba
Charlesedet: 10:25pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven to check and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

Idiot����
ashewoboy(m): 10:27pm On Nov 02, 2022
ashewoboy:
I will only call ubunja to this thread.


Ubunja say something na. I like when you expound on a topiccheesy.

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Ken4Christ: 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
Holybaddo:
Am far away from church

That there are fake naira notes does not mean their are no original naira notes.

Church does not save. But after you are saved, you must belong to a local church if you want to stand the chance of making heaven.

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Ken4Christ: 10:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
I think she was charmed. Do you commit sin to make heaven? Even those who are not Christians know that holiness is a prerequisite to make heaven.
ken045501: 10:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
Conji Dey your mama body hahaha
Ebenco84: 10:56pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mama need metal checked up!
Ebenco84: 10:57pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mama need mental checked up!
kwasoly(m): 10:59pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit



You mumsi should be blamed for sticking too low for that cheap scam.
Where is it written in the bible?
Even a deaf n dumb person knows that is not true, so blame ur mumsi for the act.
ogwumgbe: 11:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit

Why Nigerians are so daft to worship these pastors is bereft of my understanding. That's how one idiot girl broke up with me because I refused to pray with one Pastor she introduced to me on Youtube: Pathetic indeed. Meanwhile if you have been experiencing financial problems without a seeming solution on sight try these prayers for nine days. And you will be free from Financial upheaval.
1: novena to St expedite
2: novena to St Jude
3: Mary the undoer of knots. These prayers never fail. Do them and thank me later.

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