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Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

Me telling myself to stop laughing cos this ain't funny.






I am a common person but my happiness still be my own o

once the 20k is paid, don’t forget our cut oo. The story is a funny one shaa

E be like say u him go beat you again ; . U Don become civil defense customer

nightfox01:
E be like say u him go beat you again ; . U Don become civil defense customer

Why is everybody lauging? Is this funny?

cc: Chris2863 Rema14

Let's hope he learns in the civil defence custody...

God created but you still choose to be weak.. muscle up life is a battlefield and you need to be strong to fit in.. person beat you, you still hop into to type.lolz

mad people everywhere....

That's my son. I sent him.
Every Nairalander must collect.

Messi1:
Why is everybody lauging? Is this funny?
cc: Chris2863 Rema14

Them go call boys for you tomorrow

Rema14:
Them go call boys for you tomorrow

I go call CD for them again.

Messi1:
I go call CD for them again.

Before you call cd them go beat you finish

Rema14:
Before you call cd them go beat you finish

They will fear me

Op go gym, gather small muscle and call him for a rematch

Messi1:
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

Though this sounds funny but I'm putting my self in your shoes. Sorry for the encounter op but try to be a man. If person give you 3 blow, try return at least 1. That way, they will have a rethink before attacking you.

Honestly, you did the needful. I don't know why some people just like trouble. Just like one of my neighbors living in upper flat above my flat. The pipe from his kitchen has leakages and yet he continue using it like that known fully well that the liquid waste is mes the frontage of the down flat . Am thinking about the action I will take that will make him regret meeting someone like me.

Nice one

Are you in Lagos?

If you're innocent as you're claiming, you can call 08000 333 333 for assistance.

Messi1:
Why is everybody lauging? Is this funny?

cc: Chris2863 Rema14

Yes it’s funny. You said you look girlish, weak and short tempered.

A young fellow whooped your azz and you were rescued by two girls.

Go give thanks to the girls. You saw someone who’s been looking for an excuse to man handle you and instead of you to avoid trouble, you started arguing that your feet were not motor tyres.

Lol
CD no ge de there for you forever.. Grow some balls!

slam7000:


Yes it’s funny. You said you look girlish, weak and short tempered.

A young fellow whooped your azz and you were rescued by two girls.

Go give thanks to the girls. You saw someone who’s been looking for an excuse to man handle you and instead of you to avoid trouble, you started arguing that your feet were not motor tyres.

I know his problem, it was not the farm. He was looking for chance to beat me up, but I outsmarted him.

Messi1:
I know his problem, it was not the farm. He was looking for chance to beat me up, but I outsmarted him.

You outsmarted him?? How? He nearly killed you. If not for the two women rescue team…

You need to buy lots of gifts and show some gratitude to the girls.

Small shame no even catch u say ur mate beat u...and u go dey worry us 4 here with vawulence,while u no even get 1 single vawulence for body...

slam7000:


You outsmarted him?? How? He nearly killed you. If not for the two women rescue team…

You need to buy lots of gifts and show some gratitude to the girls.

I'm very charismatic and My room is a place where guys and ladies do come to away time. His girlfriend likes coming to my room too. He was suspecting I'm having affairs with his girl and he told his friends he was looking for opportunity to beat me up. He have always harassed me. I concluded to set a trap for him. I purposely stepped on his farm coz i knew he will react. I had my plans already and it worked out as i planned. Physical strength is not smartness.

Now I'm at home and he's in cell.

nobody can beat me up sha. unless 3 against 1.

emi lion.

Messi1:
I'm very charismatic and My room is a place where guys and ladies do come to away time. His girlfriend likes coming to my room too. He was suspecting I'm having affairs with his girl and he told his friends he was looking for opportunity to beat me up. He have always harassed me. I concluded to set a trap for him. I purposely stepped on his farm coz i knew he will react. I had my plans already and it worked out as i planned. Physical strength is not smartness.

Now I'm at home and he's in sail.

Cell.


Take your revenge a notch, sleep with his girlfriend.

jamesversion:


Cell.


Take your revenge a notch, sleep with his girlfriend.

Wotoporiously speaking

Lol them go kill am o abeg

Wotoporiously speaking

This shit is funny asf

Op did you just say he pulled your dreads and said it's smelly....hahahahahahahaha I don die with laugh o, chai God that guy see you finish.

See nigga man if you know say you no get strength to fight, try gather men/influence, by so doing nobody can Bleep with you anyhow, that nigga saw your weak ass from a mile away that's why he jumped you cuz he know you ain't gon do shit and trust me when I tell you he luh that shit

Sorry sha but no dey allow make nigga wey be say he fit be ekuke sef dey bully you

Messi1:
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

That you even have the courage to confront him, you won the fight bro.

Weak or not, you're no coward. It's easy to have the courage of a Lion, King of the jungle. Everyone expects it to win all fights. But not everyone has the courage of the guinea pig who has absolutely no defensive or offensive power but can yell at an elephant ten times it's size if it tampers with its food.

Just pick your fights carefully. It's better to live and fight another day.

Messi1:
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

Just make money, so u can hire me as ur body guard. I strong die.

Naturally.

Have some rusty fighting skills too.

Ok.

After the dust has settled, do something about your dreads.

You guys don't know how your dreads smell so bad.

You're so used to the odour that you don't know it's smelling.

If you can't take care of it, cut it of and have a breath of fresh air.

Messi1:
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

My son I am at with you.