NewStats: 3,264,380 , 8,183,546 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 08:10 PM 245o72

By Christopher Oji


It was a bizarre experience on Workers day when two lovers were found dead and naked in a Toyota Highlander (SUV), parked along Oja road, off Isheri Bus stop, Jakande Estate, Ejigbo, Lagos.

The lovers were believe to have died while making love in the Toyota Highlander SUV ,with registration number: EPE 666 GE as the man was fully naked while the female had her tros stripped down to the knee level.

A resident who was also a witness, Maduka Augustine, said the residents didn’t know the time the vehicle was parked, but that they became suspicious the way it was not properly parked and decided to check inside the vehicle,” what we saw baffled us and too bizarre . The vehicles windows were all wind up, but we saw two people inside it and we raised the alarm which attracted people. We started knocking on the SUV, but the two occupants were motionless.

“We wanted to force the doors Open, but people warned against it, so we decided to report to the police. The police came and forced the door open. Well, some people believed that the lovers might have died of a Yoruba traditional charm(Magu), prepared by husbands against their cheating wives. What else would have killed them if not magu, becat there was no mark of violence on their bodies and they were naked, meaning that they were making love. The woman was wearing her wedding ring”.

However, Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), SP Benjamin Hundeyin, said there was a report about two dead bodies found in an SUV, parked along Oja road, off Isheri Bus stop, Jakande Estate Ejigbo, “a Toyota Highlander with registration number ;EPE 666 GE was found parked along the lonely road. Inside the car’s rear seat were found dead a male and female adults.

“While the male was fully naked, the female had her tros stripped down to the knee level. All windows of the car were met fully rolled up with doors locked. Family of the deceased have been ed. The male has been identified as Kayode Oyediran, while the female (names witheld) has also been identified . No mark of violence on both bodies. The cause of their death is not known yet”.

He said the bodies have been deposited at Isolo General Hospital public morgue.

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/may-day-tragedy-2-lovers-found-dead-naked-in-an-suv-in-lagos/

They died a pleasurable death or it might be a murder case. If only we have a working police force

Na wa o

They could have died of suFUCKation

Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Humans and their insatiable desire for sex. When sex beclouds your reasoning, disaster is next.


Cause of death: Carbon monoxide poisoning.

Fornicating in a car with a jinxed plate number
EPE 666 GE

whatever it is that killed them; this is not a good way to die.

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

How does this even make any sense? Carbon monoxide from where. Everyone driving around with the ac on should be dropping dead by the dozens going by ur wack theory

Superstitious uneducated mofos already shouting Magun

killmods:

How does this even make any sense? Carbon monoxide from where. Everyone driving around with the ac on should be dropping dead by the dozens going by ur wack theory

When you drive around, there's constant air movement which makes it difficult to suffer carbon monoxide poisoning.

It won't hurt you to ask questions like a calm, rational-thinking human being.

Go and read my earlier comment again. I broke it down for you.

The man's name was clearly written but the womans name was witheld...This clearly shows that the value of a woman depends on her bodycounts(sex)

The rate of adultery among married women is alarming oh .
Why stay married if you can't be faithful?

The other two spouses should just connect and get married. Nature already did it's job.

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Especially after sex is involved, the occupants will be breathing in more heavy and feeling tired and sleepy at the same time thereby taking in more CO.
Like this case most will leave off trying to take a short nap after sex...

died in active service....hope dey both cummed before they left us

ValCon888:


When you drive around, there's constant air movement which makes it difficult to suffer carbon monoxide poisoning.

It won't hurt you to ask questions like a calm, rational-thinking human being.

Go and read my earlier comment again. I broke it down for you.

Please explain it to him slowly

When a car is not moving and the engine is on, smoke and gas will find it's way through manifolds, door gaps etc but a moving car does not allow this as it had moved off where the smoke was produced

'Might' be murder case

Likely suffocation from the car exhaust fumes.

Yorubas and their magun Wahala
Them no get Makowoje that we can use for our politicians, that will make thair hands swell when they embezzle our money

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

I think wot u explained happens wen u on ur A/c and don't on the button wit an arrow sign in curved shape. Most people forget that button wen they on A/c. Although most times it comes on automatically wen u on the A/c

demmie1:


Please explain it to him slowly

When a car is not moving and the engine is on, smoke and gas will find it's way through manifolds, door gaps etc but a moving car does not allow this as it had moved off where the smoke was produced

And while they were dying, they couldn't put off the AC, leave the door open for fresh air??

This carbon monoxide theory no be am at all. This is not a case of gun shot or instant death.

What is happening in Lagos

Hmm, This world is a spiritual one truly. Wonders never end.

Dier own he'll fire Na over 2.5

They will continue their knacking in hell.

Active service dead in collaboration

Na wa o