NewStats: 3,259,164 , 8,169,264 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 04:19 AM 3j140

iamyemiakins:
Let me reserve my comment on my crush but, UyaiIncomparabl for the night o

Hmm, lots of guys crushing on dis Babe? Why exactly?

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, lots of guys crushing on dis Babe? Why exactly?

What do you mean why? Am I not worth crushing on?

iamyemiakins:
Let me reserve my comment on my crush but, UyaiInco.mparabl for the night o

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Vinnie2000:
Hmm, lots of guys crushing on dis Babe? Why exactly?

I didn't say I'm crushing on her, make we just flex ourselves for the night

UyaiIncomparabl:


What do you mean why? Am I not worth crushing on?

You are! Its lyk u have Akwa Ibom Girlish vibes! N u know the stereotype about Akwa/calabar girls!

[quote author=siofra post=111256248]Magnoliaa and Datboredberry/Datboredberri.

Sorry, but I don't have a male nairaland crush. [/quote Thank you! I like you too...

badboyTee:
My crush is the fat woman above me

I love to have her in my fantasy one day to fvck her dark püssy till she orgasm and tell me "after your dïck no other thing in this world!

iyaebe how much for hookup?

Lilymax but she prolly on to other things

The5DME:
Mine is Ishilove. I want to have sex with her.

Cc: ishilove

Yo! .. She's nt even a milf.. Big sleeping boobs, flat azz with big tummy and yeah, she's a mom. She's got 3 fvcking kidz.. Goodluck anyways..

Ikillbrokehoes:
You want to have sex with a married woman? it's a pity kids of these days don't have any atom of respect.

She no longer has a man.

[s]

HenryDion:
I have a few, but wouldn't mention them before their head starts to swell lol. I'm the type that will crush and you'll never know till we both die.

Not because I lack confidence tho, but because I'm fully aware the feeling is an illusion, born through chemicals in my brain.

Intelligence is my kryptonite.

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Oh shut the hell up please

[quote author=sageb post=111260422][/quote] Funny enough, they share the same name.

The5DME:
Says a f****lish adult, who spends all his time on Nairaland, trolling females with your numerous alternates.

F**lish kid, keep dreaming about sleeping with someone's wife, instead of you to focus on your jamb exams that is already close.

The5DME:
I want to have you in my bed.

Ishilove I think it's high time you report this f**lish kid.

My crush is siofraud and candidlady/Datboredberri but dem no get my time..FYI BeeBah2000 Is a short girl wit small breast and yanch...

Mattwillz:
My crush is siofraud and candidlady/Datboredberri but dem no get my time..FYI BeeBah2000 Is a short girl wit small breast and yanch...

IDIOT BOY

pansophist:
You'll be making a huge huge mistake if you think you've accurately guess my real life personality with my online persona. I may come off as a tough man (and yes I'm tough), but like a coconut, the exterior is hardened so the meat and juice inside is well-preserved. All the cries on this forum by people being burnt by the world will hardly happen to me, I see the world, and accept it the way it is.

I bear no illusions about how the world works, and human nature is as brutal more so than the jungle. Actually I appreciate engagement, which I hardly get instead of criticism. Challenge me on my position please, let's have a healthy debate. Assuming the worse about the other because you do not agree or can understand their depth is known as "poisoning the well", an argumentative fallacy.

Sometimes you must act like a lion, so that you can actually live like the gentle lamb that you truly are inside. And if you think strong men are bad, wait and see the mess weak men are capable of. Lots of nairalanders knows me on a personal level, and they will not agree with you. Aunty you miss this one big time.

Lewi. Tch. Tch. No wahala. I won't say anything, but I have a feeling "she'' deliberately says false things about you so, just so you can go ahead to make a clarifying, revelatory post(s)...setting things straight. Like this.

pansophist:
This girl sef.

No Paris for you again. You've been sanctioned.

Instead of make you fight gidigbo with other crushes, you start to write ancient Arabic. What is wrong with you sef?

Anyways if you do not mind being the 4th wife and pay your own damn bills, you may be reconsidered. Until then, farewell.

Coooooool guy. Abi ko por ni? I can feel your manliness oozing I'm so weak in the knees.

Hopefully @ bolded.

I once suppose to have but i don't trust anybody on this platform either men or women

One lady that likes to post food here, but I won't mention her name.

Palema007:
Lol... Maybe crush is blind then.

BTW banning offenders isn't anger, perhaps he has little tolerance for stupidity.

Chai! See me defending My crush.... Magnolia I think I've found the one my heart beats for.

Awwwwwwwnnnn.
Awwwwnnn.
Awwnn.

Brian47:
One lady that likes to post food here, but I won't mention her name.

Pocohantas?

Iyaebe:
I have some here and I will only mention their initials and sadly they are all married,their initials goes thus: F, U , T , T and K I have uncrush the rest because they'll give me headache and ask me to bring something to the table.

Funny enough im crushing on you and the reason is because of your free spirited persona.

I also love cococandy,Pocohontas, ishilove and this very intelligent lady (cant her name)

I think my sapiosexual nature is why im. Crushing on these intelligent ladies.

Toks2008:


Funny enough im crushing on you and the reason is because of your free spirited persona.

I also love cococandy,Pocohontas, ishilove and this very intelligent lady (cant her name)

I think my sapiosexual nature is why im. Crushing on these intelligent ladies.

Glad to know that you know that the first T is for you lol .All of you good guys av married finish

Iyaebe:
Glad to know that you know that the first T is for you lol .All of you good guys av married finish

Is there really any single guy out there?

He is either married or in a serious relationship and there are many men who are only married on paper but not really married in the real sense cos their marriage has broken down irretrievably but they are still living together with their spouse.

So babe biko just follow your heart as long as the guy is serious and truly desires you.

Mmm...I have only two crushes on Nairaland.
Ishilove...she sounds intelligent and seem to have a wild side that she covers with a good girl persona on Nairaland.

Pocohantas...she is posh and it shows in everything she says and does on Nairaland.

P.S: I did my analysis based on my observations of these ladies on Nairaland. I don't know them in real life and from experience, Nairaland and real life are two concepts that are worlds apart.

Vinnie2000:
Pocohantas?

I said I'm am not going to mention name, so whether you think, I don't know.

Magnoliaa:
Adaksbullet, (his impeccable grammar); Lilvicky68, (his beards); AfroKnight (his potbelly); Dbull, (his voice); Righteousness'2, (his faith), and generally most of NL's misfit commentators.

wait, moved back which one her u on ur DP?


ahh im count 28 girl on that pic bubu, what her u do too mine crunsh

MadamVanessa:



NwaAmaikpe is my dream guy especially when I read his diary the point he said "I am very handsome too" makes me wet[b] immediately[/b]. I love NwaAmaikpe so much.

adaksbullet:
wait, moved back which one her u on ur DP?

ahh im count 28 girl on that pic bubu, what her u do too mine crunsh

Na me be that one wey fold her two legs go one side. The one that is away from the wall and the other three ladies.

I don't know what Bubu did o. The economy is not smiling at all. And girls gats chop. Infact, see those mangoes, we no buy am o. Na stone we go stone them comot from pesin compound.

Iyaebe:
I have some here and I will only mention their initials and sadly they are all married,their initials goes thus: F, U , T , T and K I have uncrush the rest because they'll give me headache and ask me to bring something to the table.

No male nairaland crush for now lol