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I joke with my south-east governor friends that the whole of five states of south-east can fit into Kaduna two and the half times - El-Rufai

El-Rufai who recalled how he will always joke with his Governor friends from the South-East region on how the whole of five states of the south-east can fit into Kaduna state, two and the half times, added that there is difference between security in headlines and security in facts.
He said

“There is a major difference between security in headlines and security in facts. Kaduna state has 46,000 square kilometres of land.

“I joke with my south-east governor friends that the whole of five states of the south-east can fit into Kaduna state, two and the half times.

“This is the size of the state. We are smaller than Niger state; we are smaller than Borno state. To cover that kind of area with 11,000 policemen is almost impossible.

“So there are many ungovernable spaces in our state. But you see, when an incident occurs in one part of the state, remotely connected with what is happening in Kaduna or Zaria or in the metropolitan centres, people think the entire Kaduna state is unsafe.

“It is not true. Kaduna is not Lagos. One local government area in Kaduna — Birnin Gwari local government area — is three times the size of Lagos state. So, when something happens in Ikeja, it doesn’t mean that Epe is affected. It is the same thing, but even larger in Kaduna state.”

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/i-joke-with-my-south-east-governor-friends-that-the-whole-of-five-states-of-south-east-can-fit-into-kaduna-two-and-the-half-times-el-rufai.html

Kyase:
I joke with my south-east governor friends that the whole of five states of south-east can fit into Kaduna two and the half times - El-Rufai

El-Rufai who recalled how he will always joke with his Governor friends from the South-East region on how the whole of five states of the south-east can fit into Kaduna state, two and the half times, added that there is difference between security in headlines and security in facts.

The state of Israel can fit into Nigeria 100 times yet Israel is more powerful than Nigeria 100 times.
It is not by size my friend.

paramakina202:


The state of Israel can fit into Nigeria 100 times yet Israel is more powerful than Nigeria 100 times.
It is not by size my friend.

The state of Israel is older than Nigeria

ThEGodFaThEr105:
Yes! Also let them know that one Igbo brain is higher than 2 million kaduna indigenes brain, little wonder 85% of Kaduna Muslim youths are into Almajinrinci system of begging.

He said
“He joked” and with your governors

Lol this man and his family really enjoy taking shots at the Southeast and probably Lagos.

Kyase:

The state of Israel is older than Nigeria

What has age got to do with size?
It seems you had your education in northern Nigeria.

Is a mad man talk.

People are talking about development this lazy short man is talking about landmass stain with innocent people blood.

paramakina202:


The state of Israel can fit into Nigeria 100 times yet Israel is more powerful than Nigeria 100 times.
It is not by size my friend.

kikikiki. Isreal wey na only to dey bully Palestinians dem sabi

Abeg compare SE to Lesotho no be isreal sef

You see dat green dot, na Lesotho o. Like Lesotho like SE, shikini landlocked with near barren intra-economy.


Why Lesotho is a poor country?

Unemployment is also one of the major causes of poverty in Lesotho.

The lack of opportunities for earning has led to some families going without income and being reliant on subsistence farming, however, this often leaves them open to the threats outlined above and, as such, further decline into poverty.
https://www.borgenmagazine.com › ...
The Complex Causes of Poverty in Lesotho - BORGEN Magazine


Na the story of SE you dey read so for Lesotho.

Kyase:

He said
“He joked” and with your governors

he should also use the same joke to let them know this also

We like it like that, the number of terrorists in Kaduña more double the number of cows in the East

Kyase:

He said
“He joked” and with your governors

He is taking shots at them with style.

That's probably because igbos keep referencing the insecurity in Kaduna and other places in North whenever the Esn/unknown gun men issue is brought up.

ThEGodFaThEr105:

What has age got to do with size?
It seems you had your education in northern Nigeria.

And you have your own in southern Togo
He was talking about power, did he know when the Israelite started building their country?
And I wasn’t making reference to the size

ThEGodFaThEr105:

he should also use the same joke to let them know this also

Guy you dey vex ooo
Beebeeooh abeg come tell this your brother say I no get anything against igbo people oo
Dey guy dey para for me since

Iamgrey5:
He is taking shots at them with style.

That's probably because igbos keep referencing the insecurity in Kaduna and other places in North whenever the Esn issue is brought up.

Na the two groups sabi sha

what da fork

paramakina202:


The state of Israel can fit into Nigeria 100 times yet Israel is more powerful than Nigeria 100 times.
It is not by size my friend.

Compare yourself with your mate.


Israel no bi Biafra mate 10billion time

Tigray is landlocked and the smallest region in Ethiopia,but it has decimated 7 out of 12 Ethiopia army battalions ,how about that?..
England is not up to that size of the entire Yorubaland but she is a world power.while Yorubas are even afraid of standing alone how about that too?

Meanwhile,mods has pushed this to the front page because it is anti-igbo,in my next life i Would still want to be an Igbo man from the dot nation,it feels good to be always talked about Igbo kwenu!!!!!

It's not by size it's by brain oh

Is it by landmass or rather the quality of individuals living in that landmass. Japan and Taiwan are tiny islands but with incredible humans. Big for nothing Big States like Niger State!

Who doesn't know that the South East is the smallest region in Nigeria?


That's why I said that the Igbo will soon carry weapons to chase ipob terrorists from one end of the South East to the other.

Kyase:

Na the two groups sabi sha

Yes, he is simply saying your South East and Lagos is not up to half of Kaduna so don't keep referencing the insecurity in my state as a means to justify yours.

Anyways, he is stupid because size shouldn't be a reason to justify failure.

Doty Doty

Kyase:

Guy you dey vex ooo
Beebeeoóh abeg come tell this your brother say I no get anything against igbo people oo
Dey guy dey para for me since

Baba, this thread na war zone e be and like this now, I love my life abeg.

I prefer to be watching from afar abeg

ThEGodFaThEr105:
Yes! Also let them know that one Igbo brain is higher than 2 million kaduna indigenes brain, little wonder 85% of Kaduna Muslim youths are into Almajinrinci system of begging.

One almajiri (Dangote) can buy the whole of south east and other igbos with change to buy oil well. south east IGR is what Dangote is giving to his mistress, GOD punish poverty capital of the south, you are a stain on our legacy

Kyase:
I joke with my south-east governor friends that the whole of five states of south-east can fit into Kaduna two and the half times - El-Rufai

El-Rufai who recalled how he will always joke with his Governor friends from the South-East region on how the whole of five states of the south-east can fit into Kaduna state, two and the half times, added that there is difference between security in headlines and security in facts.



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/i-joke-with-my-south-east-governor-friends-that-the-whole-of-five-states-of-south-east-can-fit-into-kaduna-two-and-the-half-times-el-rufai.html

Very ridiculous take. Because for some sudden amnesia towards geography, you don't realize a cardinal point don't go halfway and end.

Great. They are insignificant yet you people can't let them go.

At least he has confirmed for us that kaduna is big enough to house all the dirty cows they are using to disturb everybody in the south.

BeeBeeOoh:
Baba, this thread na war zone e be and like this now, I love my life abeg.

I prefer to be watching from afar abeg

Make I respect myself too oo

Go and check the sizes of most European countries including Israel and know Land size makes very little difference. Land size just like large population can be useless. What is the size of Japan?

Iamgrey5:
Yes, he is simply saying your South East and Lagos is not up to half of Kaduna so don't keep referencing the insecurity in my state as a means to justify yours.

Anyways, he is stupid because size shouldn't be a reason to justify failure.

You are from kaduna I guess?

Kyase:

The state of Israel is older than Nigeria

I thought we are talking about size.
Isn't southeast/Igboland older than Nigeria?

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