NewStats: 3,261,254 , 8,173,530 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 05:02 PM 17634a

Am really feeling so bad today...i stayed in a self con apartment with neighbours. So this evening it was raining heavily, but I had light because I put on my gen and the rain did not affect my gen because I build a small house for it. I heard a knock on my door, I was supprise on who might be knocking because I don't talk to any body in the compound(just greatingz na me and them) and before any of my friends come to my place they most put me on call(my Principles though). When I open the door it was my neighbour wife who he brought newly from where I don't know nor care. She say she wanted to charge her phone but her charger use to check so she would love to set it herself mean while my hands werr oiled because I was cooking so I ask her to come and plug it close to the fridge. So I went straight to the kitchen to continue what I was doing when I get back(madam Don sit down for my chair they watch the Naija film wai I b they watch). Before you know she started asking me plenty questions like why is my room this fine, where am I working, am too young to have all this, she noticed I don't talk to any body in the compound. Tou from there we enter discussion, she started complaining of how her husband don't use to take her out, that her husband brought her to Abuja to suffer, that she regret rushing into marriage bla-bla-bla( but abeg ooh, why is it that all married people be it male or female like complaining about their marriage or rushing into it, we send una) omo before you know eye started coming in.( I swear devil na bastard, if you never do the evil wai he want he no go leave you) Tooh food was ready, I brought the food we ate, jess the food burst her head (fufu and Egusi soap) I trust myself when it comes to food I dey murder. After the meal, omo the eye became too much before you say Jack we were kissing...To God how I pull this woman cloth, suck boobs then........i can't explain till now, it was like firm. Have done many bad thing, kai but I think this one is the hight of all, just can't get the act out of my head...i sincerely regret my action...i don't know if I should tell her husband and ask for forgiveness

Nonsense, keep daydreaming.

Lets analyse what each party got at the end of the 2 minutes rump.
Married woman; A shelter for the rain, she charged her phone, enjoyed your movie, enjoyed your egusi soup and expensive eba, satisfied her sexual urge.
You; Had a satisfactory 2 minutes sexual Ecstasy .
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Full-time score 5 - 1
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She got you very cheap and as cheap as ever

Mtchew...

You don use Egunsi soup turn another mans wife to side chick.. the moral lesson for me is that husband should learn how to cook Egunsi soup..

How do you kiss after eating fufu and egusi.. .. una mouth no smell .. you fit go bathroom go wash ya mouth, she nko ?

Congratulations. You're now a certified bad person.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

If you were remorseful, you wouldn't have the gusto to explain every detail of your sexcapades. You are narrating it more like a hero who saved the world than the belying introduction.


Flee from fornication.


You will also have a wife.

I pray you are understanding when she cheats too.

By their previous posts, you shall know them.

Nonsensical

God will punish everyone above acting righteous and cursing the OP without also blaming the ashewo wife who planned it before she came to charge her phone... meanwhile it was actually her pvssy she really wanted to oil and charge

This is narrative is the product of a rich imagination. Believe at your own peril

You smelt what you knew was a wrong one not just because she's a married woman but a neighbor!
To me, your narration never had a feeling of guilt whatsoever. You should tame your sexual urge as I see no reason why you could stoop low to having a steady eye with a married(wo/man)!

Before you say I don't understand, I was and had been in such scenario and priority was defined. Your lack of respect for a bro like you, made you else no excuse!

I fear whoever accommodate or bring you closer to a female, might got his finger burnt

OP, sex is a very terrible thing, it has fallen great men , what you would have done was to flee, please don't ask the husband for forgiveness because he will not forgive you, but never come close to this woman again, if you close again you will fornicate with her and start regretting. Sleeping with somebody wife and you want to ask him for forgiveness ? op you are half death...pls no amount of temptation should make you to do that.

Tell the husband whenever he is angry, and cutting grass with cutlass.

After you successfully tell him, help me say Hi to FELA.

Congratulations op, You are highly welcome to hell, don't feel bad, you have a special over here, when you are ready let us know, there will be a warm welcome ceremony for you ,..Jokes apart, what you did is very bad though, Hope you did not cum inside her or you used protection? And Make sure this is the last time such is happening, If you tell her husband, I can bet it with your ghost that your story will hit front page, so don't try it. Go and clean yourself.

Okay na

SUPERPACK:
Lets analyse what each party got at the end of the 2 minutes rump.
Married woman; A shelter for the rain, she charged her phone, enjoyed your movie, enjoyed your egusi soup and expensive eba, satisfied her sexual urge.
You; Had a satisfactory 2 minutes sexual Ecstasy .
.
Full-time score 5 - 1
.
She got you very cheap and as cheap as ever

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nairaland boys are obsessed.

OP, kindly tell her husband about your shameful act this morning.

Then update us later on the outcome. Either on your hospital bed, prison or crutches. Anyhow just let us know.

You just finish eating egusi gbam mouth on top breez...and U dey claim say your house toosh....na lie

Never contemplating telling her husband, because if you do, hmm, sorry for your life and the woman.

Use 7 pieces of alligator pepper seeds to cleanse yourself of any bad omen the act might bring to u.

Live your life normally

I feel bad for you… the funny thing here is that you go still knack her severally… and the woman fit even tell the husband say you b nice guy… you and the husband go become friends which would douse suspicion from the man and other neighbors…

If you value your life… let this be the last time but you no go hear word.. you go still knack her again and again because women don finish for outside… I pity your future

SUPERPACK:
Lets analyse what each party got at the end of the 2 minutes rump.
Married woman; A shelter for the rain, she charged her phone, enjoyed your movie, enjoyed your egusi soup and expensive eba, satisfied her sexual urge.
You; Had a satisfactory 2 minutes sexual Ecstasy .
.
Full-time score 5 - 1
.
She got you very cheap and as cheap as ever

Really cheap..
See analysis na

Op,you want to tell her husband? . Wetin you get to the tell the man? . That you lashed the hell out of his promiscuous banny,to the extent that you even sucked boobs? . Abi you helped his wife to charge her phone through your socket that was very close to your fridge?

I no blame you cha.....But I must assure you of one thing,and that's you should be expecting more of that woman's pot of beans on a stead.... And the day wey you go flop,her husband and other neighbors fit hear am?

Honestly,after Buhari,the next Problem we wey get for this country na people we get small Tiger Generator .

Na only nonsense story this guy dey manufacturing.
They swear for you ?

op ask for forgiveness
From now on be very careful and sin no more
but very importantly read proverbs 6 :27 -29

Congratulations

They are waiting for you to be rich and successful tommorow so you guys can prepare to go to court like R-kelly

the only thing I believed about this story is that its rained in Abuja yesterday.

That is not your greatest sin bro. Wagchout for more sinful acts. Its a normal experience. How old are you? They want to enroll you with the devil and worldly society as an intrusment to carry out sodom and gomorrah activities. You still do twosome with married women. By then, you will just post it on your WhatsApp status that " HAD A GOOD TIME TODAY".
Mark my words because I'm sure you didn't reveal everything that happened.. Who knows maybe you licked her plate?

Too many loopholes but if this actually happened between you and your neighbour's WIFE, brace yourself for the travails

You are from Delta state?