NewStats: 3,259,398 , 8,169,999 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 09:05 PM z1n35

Noise making

Mine talks too much,I don't like it when people can't seem to Keep quiet

-----> so funny

Next is this female neighbor that lives in a big 3 storey building beside my lodge. This annoying woman will just be shouting "Amen" continuously for more than 30 minutes at 6:30am. Funny enough,we don't even know the woman facially. I do think she is unstable though...

Maryjane001:
Stay off-k in a lodge. Na students dey my lodge and none of us get generator.
Only my landlord's brother has a generator which he placed just few inches from my window. That Gen dey make noise ehn...I hate noise so much reason why I love my lodge cuz it is very quiet. But since this guy got a second hand generator, most times I find myself praying that it never starts....lol. My prayer works sometimes.
Also I don't know why I don't like his current gf. Not like it is any of my business, but there is this bad vibe I start to get when this babe is near me. More like trouble. But,I try to help her anytime she asks for my help - well we are not on talking .
Next is this female neighbor that lives in a big 3 storey building beside my lodge. This annoying woman will just be shouting "Amen" continuously for more than 30 minutes at 6:30am. Funny enough,we don't even know the woman facially. I do think she is unstable though...
In that same house, there is a guy that always stares at me, continuously everytime I m brushing outside even till now.
Then those in my lodge that use soap lather to design everywhere in the public bathroom.

Fucking generator noises

Hobbshaw:
Literally the house doesn't have a toilet, is either we go the bush or shit inside nylon then dump it in the bush .
But my neighbor, family of 3 will poo inside nylon and keep it in the bathroom for days before dumping it .

chatinent:
Mine: Being in good with one's neighbour is good.


Sometimes, people will only change when you show them you have principles.

Man'll be the last to come back late and leave the gate unlocked, only to lock his door. Mehn.


I'll always have to go and lock it..even when he knows my apartment has its separate gate from the main. It began to make me feel if man taught I was being paid to lock the gate.


Irritating mehn.

Wanted to talk to him but had to let it slide. It's a trivial issue though.

How about you?

Putting on his noisy and fuming generator throughout the night

vickydevoka:

U are not a natural giver

Common shut up dere

my igbo neighbors are so irritating and extremely dirty.

Landlady would wake up early in the morning and start raining curses upon them, i had to warn her to deceit from such act

My neighbor is terrorist.
The terrorist core north.
They breed bokos, bandits, etc.
I wish we no dey in the same country.

This generator issue is a very common problem

studentofTruth:
Running generator day and night. I'm allergic to noise!

I can't wait to live in my own house!

chatinent:
Mine: Being in good with one's neighbour is good.


Sometimes, people will only change when you show them you have principles.

Man'll be the last to come back late and leave the gate unlocked, only to lock his door. Mehn.

Coming to take my blend , to blend his weed and
I'll always have to go and lock it..even when he knows my apartment has its separate gate from the main. It began to make me feel if man taught I was being paid to lock the gate.


Irritating mehn.

Wanted to talk to him but had to let it slide. It's a trivial issue though.

How about you?

Coming to take my manual blend to blend his wed and giving it back to me unwashed.

Keeping much refuse baggages for some time at his back yard and his back yard is my frontage.

msakhere:
Living in a stroey building where my neighbor will not prepare super/dinner on time, but will prefer to be pounding yam at late hours. We no dey fit sleep, always tum tum tum.

Which one be tom tom tom



Are the Ekiti or ijesha??

Caaz:
Mine is a witch...she lives in the next compound...as early as 4 a.m she's up laying curses over trivial sontin.

Ekukuyekuu!

chukwugoziegi:


I that story
Good Story!

Same here cnt get enough of it

If I dey brush, wash plate or fetch water e get one mumu village gal way dey always look me
If I con look bck she go con commot her face
Aswr one day I go give am slap

laughing

tayo60:
There is a table at d back of my window that a laundry man uses to press cloth. This my neighbor na Igbo man, anytime he comes back from his shop, that table na his resting zone even as early as 5-6 pm, he will just come and lie on the table. This table is directly opposite my window. His presence won't make me talk or gist freely in my room as he eavesdrops on whatever I say because he understands Yoruba language very well ,but anytime he and his wife want to gossip, they talk in their native language which non of the tenants understand. The two of them have made my window as their gossiping place. They don't talk in their rooms o but will come to my window to gist and gossip.

My apartment gets water supply when every other apartment have gotten theirs, most times, the tank would fill up yet, it's not gotten to mine. I have complained and got tire.
This scrawny woman will rush to turn off the pumping machine once she feels the tank's filled up. She does this on a regular
Why not ask me if it's gotten to my apartment? She said 'water is wasting'
Madam, is the 'wasted water' somebody's blood
Thank goodness it's been fixed sha

Multiplier7:
Hahahhahah.....

I think this is the funniest topic I have seen so far on Nairaland... Guys keep it coming.... It's making my day.

Honestly
I have been laughing since I opened the thread lol

chatinent:


Tell me about it.



I don't associate with these sorts.



Housewives.

Jobless women

Pelaiye2703:
Damn! They will refuse to pay for security fee on time, prepaid meter fee, and cutting of flowers to mention a few. Adjacent me is Kay, he will borrow almost everything and won't return it until I approach him. Always asking for herbs to Bleep and won't still return my herbs whenever I have Match. Funny people!

abeg which herb be dat, pls jamisi

McStoic:
Kai..I forgot way back when Danfo Drivers song came out,. Kai, those my guys carry "iye me" finish the whole yard (My yard was unique! It had about 6 flats in a 2 sotrey building compound) Though I must confess they made me love guys like Craig David, Ja Rule, 50 Cent
Etc..

My yard then was a very interesting one in my street. Around 3 to 4pm, you will see gamblers at one corner. In the night you will sleep knowing who your neighbours were, the next morning you will see different faces. When fight burst at the other end among 3 brothers then, it was another spectacle. .

One Igbo dealer then had to approach me to ask why my lip was red, as in why wasn't I smoking Indian hemp. An orphan he was with only one sister.
He would be stabbed to death one day over a double crossing of his fellow Indian hemp seller. Stories too much

The bolded, seems like a something that happened somewhere around Relief Market.... Ikenegbu Extension.
Reply "ya' if it is..

Not always paying bills at wen due. Waiting till the light connection is cut off�

Missyajoke:
There was a day my roommates brought a lady to stay though she told me but the annoying part is that by the time I came back from my overnight class she said i was disturbing her. I was like like your friend needs to understand that you have a roommates and she was like if I continue like this the lady will go. Am a very private person . Personally I don't like strangers sleeping in the same room with me. E get why

Please advice me.

You sound like a walkover. Is she accommodating you in the room for free?

Thank God I live in my house without stress from any negbour.

Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to erby.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.

Can you pound yam and make egusi soup?

cricifixo:
Always trying to find out where i work & why i didn't go out

I wanted to say your neighbour should mind his/her business; the bolded part made me know that he/she got no business in the first place.

Na wa for am.

Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to erby.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.

I gave birth to a girl, she gave birth to a boy. Na everyday she go dey sing proverb song.
She make me think everyday as if girl child is not a child.
When she was pregnant the second time, she sings proverb songs alot, I angrily got pregnant after her, I pray to God to bless me wonderfully.
I started behaving like a fool, anything she do to me, I comot eyes. She gave birth to a girl and my God silent them and gave me twins.
Now, she is browsing for twins. she keeps malice with me cos I don't show as if I will give birth to twin,I work harder more than before.....
No be the same husband we marry oooooo.

The family of my neighbor are nice o. But the man like hitting the walls whether day or night. It's a block of flat, so tey d wall between our flats is cracking and plasters peeling off.
Neighbor like Disturbing our morning sleeps in the name of warming his car.
Despite every flat have back door, this neighbor will trake my doormouth and my backyard to his backyard.
They are Disrespectfully wanting to make my wife their nanny since my wife is always at home, I made sure it did not happen.

So people have time for this. Funny

Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to erby.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.

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