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Funny Apkos Jokes: Our Problem

Mr. Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting
room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say
we have a problem because we are now married.
Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!

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jokes: Nigerian Churches in 2030

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle
Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly
switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon…
Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now
collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the
church WIFI using Lord99087 and as for
the renovation donations, you’re welcome to
contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy
atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and
flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be
held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t
miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live
on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow
the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget
our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.
Congregation: Amen
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Apkos And The Three Envelopes
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Akpos had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The Managing Director who was stepping down, met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Akpos was really catching a lot of heat. After he had done everything he could and still was still not improving, he ed the envelopes.
He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” Akpos called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous MD. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and The City responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, Akpos quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganise.” This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company again fell on difficult times.
Akpos went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said: “Prepare three envelopes.”
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Funny Sergeant Apkos
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A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior Commanding Officer:
Commanding Officer: Sergeant Akpos!
Akpos: Yes Saah!
Commanding Officer: Are you ready to fight for your country?
Akpos: Yes saaah!!
Commanding Officer: Are you ready to die for you country?
Akpos: Yes Saaaaaaah!!!
Commanding Officer : We are transferring you from Lagos to Borno State to tackle Boko Haram.
Akpos: I retire sah!
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The troubled town of Maiduguri was again thrown into pandemonium on Monday as a female suicide bomber hit the popular Maiduguri Monday market.
A military source told our correspondent that, “We just cordoned off the area.
“We cannot give the details on the number of casualties now as we are still evacuating the corpses from the scene.”
The attack has caused pandemonium in the town as many parents have besieged schools to pick up their wards.
The suicide attack happened about 11:30am on Monday.
Details later…
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If na u nko =)) A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.PASTOR- I’m not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor. SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours,you can take it home !
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Ace comedian Ay And his Wife has been together now for 6years.

Comedian AY Makun and his wife Mabel are celebrating their 6th wedding anniversary and 10 years of companionship today Nov. 30th. The couple are blessed with a daughter.
Read AY’s warm message to his wife posted on his instagram page..

“Within the twinkle of an eye, it is already 6 years of marital bliss and 10 years of companionship. I met u when i had nothing but as a woman of substance and integrity, u believed in d man u decided to spend d rest of ur life with. Through thick and thin we have grown into being there for each other, and understanding what it means to love and be loved. You are still the wind beneath my wings…that’s why i fly so high in d place of grace and devine favour. I love and will always love u Mrs Makun. Happy anniversary”




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