NewStats: 3,264,171 , 8,182,844 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 12:47 AM m5p1k

My brother, I'm very sorry for you:
1) None of the denominations is a Naija currency.
2) From your tone, you never crossed river naija.
3) Where did you get credit card for hard currency transaction. etc.
4) The background is a television background.

The joke there is that he wish he lives the villa.

Gab, why no tell us say you don the harvesting ninjas.

Soldier: But pastor, what if the bullet reads 'To whom it may concern'?

The is is hierarchical.
Don't be afraid, you're the list in the squad.

I'm a cool boy,

Studio, you better grow up to be a man. Boys are tossed around, while men maintain stands. You can't understand because you're still a boy.

, Obi is no longer a boy. He has grown. And, Mr. Amadi has left the farm to the city for a better life.

There are saying that says "everyday for the thief, but one day for the owner of the house".
Gabrywyl & Clemcykul, breeze has blown and fowl nyansh is exposed.
Friends in Nairaland, what do we do to them Sharia option or

Does this really exist?

If so, guys please be careful on your catches!!
Princesa + other Nairaland ladies, please identify who is this for immediate arrest.

One hungry mechanic scaled a fence to pluck bunches of Plantain for food. As he wanted to cut the plantain, a squirrel was also there for a pasture. He dragged the plantain with the squirrel and finally succeeded in having the plantain. When he joyously jumped off the fence with his plantain, the already waiting Police arrested him and seized the plantain.

Nancy took her friend, Chinyere to her (Nancy) boyfriends house because she doesn't want to have sex with the boyfriend that day. The boy needed sex badly but didn't know what to do. Instantly he fell sick and Nancy decided to go fetch some medication for him. On entering the houseshe saw the sick supposed boyfriend was n top of Chinyere receiving naturtal medication.

One cult/militant group were set for action on the wake of an all important oil worker's top management forum. Their 'KAPO' made his selection of the boys for a kidnap exercise. On the "" day, they struck and the operation was 100% successful (hitch free). Their target was the DG of the biggest oil firm which they succeeded. Unfortunately, the DG had another important meeting but sent a representative with his official car. After 5days of their successful kidnap and no concern for negotiation of ransom payment, despite dangerous threats, the Kapo then decided to further the threat with the supposed DG. When the Kapo entered the dungeon lo and behold, it is his BIOLOGICAL FATHER. He fainted!!!!!!

One man and his wife lives like cat and dog. Anybody who goes to separate their fight gets out with a wound. Nobody separates them fight again. One day the wife's younger sister took the turn and a fight started. They fought, nobody moved to separate & it was turning bloody. The man mistakenly tore the lady's bra exposing sumptuous paired oranges. The lady swore to naked him back. I was afraid that I went in-between them to stop them. In a jify I sensed a heavy grip on my extended attachee and I quickly shouted "Its me you're holding". With a wicked look into my eyes, she eased out a heavy sigh. when I regained my thing, my presence was never noticed again.

The crowd are just people like you. Avoid there eyes, look at their heads, and most importantly believe in jokes and yourself. GOOD LUCK.