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Why U Should Be Single (3261 Views)
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nNEOo(m): 1:14pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
If you are not then this might make you wanna take a sec thought...... 1). Having The Bed To Yourself Significant others are quick to take over your personal territory in the bedroom. Sleeping alone lets your avoid a potential bed hog. 1 Like |
nNEOo(m): 1:17pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
2. Your Favorite Disgusting Habits Who wants to eat a massive ice cream sundae while drinking a beer in bed in front of their lover? That’s right, someone who hates having sex. |
nNEOo(m): 1:19pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
No One Keeping Tabs On Your Actions “What did you yesterday, honey? Oh yeah? With who? That doesn’t sound very safe…” Please, who needs this all the time? 1 Like |
nNEOo(m): 1:21pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
My guess.... My guest are singles right? Good Pop corn? |
nNEOo(m): 1:25pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
More Money Dates can be expensive, especially if you’re with someone you’re trying to impress. It takes very little to impress yourself… a snack can and some television will do. 2 Likes 1 Share |
nNEOo(m): 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
The singles favourite Sleeping Around Sometimes it’s great to have reliably good sex with someone you care deeply about. Other times, a good Bleep comes in the form of an enthusiastic stranger who never gave you his/her name. Or, like, ten enthusiastic strangers (probably not at once, though). 1 Like |
nNEOo(m): 1:29pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
. Saying “No” If friends ask you do something distasteful with them, you can decline the invitation. When it comes to your lover, “no” is not always an option. |
kenir(m): 1:29pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
another loner giving excuses for being single
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nNEOo(m): 1:31pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Single Self-Pity It can be fun to indulge your single woes in ways that people in couples can’t…like through getting wasted by yourself at the bar while you rant to the bartender about your lonely existence until he closes up shop and you grab aan olosho n fuckher on one of the stools. |
nNEOo(m): 1:33pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
kenir: I let it slide ...how's your girl? How is she doing? U worried about her yet? |
nNEOo(m): 1:34pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Variety Falling into a routine as a couple is easy. When you’re by yourself, you can hang out with a different person every single night! (Not necessarily in a sexual way—but maybe in a sexual way. Because you can.) 1 Like |
nNEOo(m): 1:36pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
No Hiding Purchases Sometimes the person you’re with judges you for spending your money on 100k sweaters. What you do with your money alone doesn’t have to come under scrutiny. |
nNEOo(m): 1:38pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
No Forced Love Not for your partner, of course, but for his dog or cats or kids. Forget pretending to adore Fluffy when you hate that his copious, white hair gets all over your black outfits and never comes off, regardless of how hard u try |
nNEOo(m): 1:40pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Pregnancy Scares If you’re not with the person who accidentally impregnated you vice versa, you don’t have to have “a talk” about whether or hot to keep the baby. |
nNEOo(m): 1:41pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Now raine80s u r tu hot to be single What u doing here.. Came tonc us singles? |
nNEOo(m): 1:42pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Snoring Whether you do it or your partner does, you don’t have to worry about waking her up or her waking you up. |
nNEOo(m): 1:49pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Doing Things At Your Own Pace You don’t have to constantly wait for someone or attend to your lover’s cries of “hurry the Bleep up—we’re already two hours late |
Re: Why U Should Be Single by Nobody: 1:54pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
I have so much to say BUT I will be respectful we are all entitled to their own point of view.0
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Re: Why U Should Be Single by Nobody: 2:55pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
nNEOo: There is no thrill equal to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking, "I don't know your name, you don't know mine, but for the next eight minutes, we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation". And then just drive off in opposite directions... Just keep driving. 1 Like |
nNEOo(m): 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Raine80: Pls by all mean .... share....... U r hot though ![]() |
nNEOo(m): 4:06pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Gorgeous..... Simply gorgeous! That how u live when u are free from that thug next to your shadow ........... ......... ....... ...... Is that alcohol u holding? U wouldn't mind parting with a few drops would u? |
kaboninc(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Raine80: Abeg say all.. ... |
nNEOo(m): 5:00pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
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Re: Why U Should Be Single by Nobody: 5:54pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
kaboninc:Since you asked nicely I will |
nNEOo(m): 6:09pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
jashar(f): 7:30pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
in my humble opinion, your reasons aren't good enough. I don't want to say they are stoopid or they suck. They are just not cogent enough, ok. |
Re: Why U Should Be Single by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
jashar:queen of queens |
kaboninc(m): 7:36pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
jashar(f): 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
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kaboninc(m): 7:47pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Sometimes we don't know what we want. Sometimes we just want to be single. Other times, we just want someone to just listen to us or someone I can fight and quarrel with and raise my voice. I do not want to be single. Even in my singleness, I want a companion |
Re: Why U Should Be Single by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
jashar:melting my heart like sun on butter ![]() |
jashar(f): 7:52pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
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